User:Candhfan621

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The Rainbow Bird- ME!
I am a bird of unspeakable power! I was born during the event of the very first rainbow, explaning my origins, name and of course- my colors! I just became an offical member of the Angry Birds! Life with these guys is awesome! But, I don't recommend eating Willy's island famous chili in under 30 seconds. I tried once, and I not only burned my mouth, but I also spit out a FIRE RAINBOW of red, orange and yellow! My fire rainbow almost spoiled the rest of the chili for everyone. But, I also learned that not all mistakes can lead to bad things. Once, Pac Man was visiting to get away from all the ghosts. So, I told him that the pigs on the island were really fruit. After that, things got random. Gross and random. Soon, Pac Man ate the King Pig's ear thinking it was a turkey leg. Then, this HUGE explosion happened. Suddenly, there was enough bacon and pork to make our own parody video of Epic Meal Time. We ate like kings that night and our parody video got 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 views on YouTube! Which is weird, considering that there are only 7000000000 people on Earth.

Daniel's broken glasses!
I remember the time that Willy broke Daniel's glasses. It all started long ago... really it was last week. Anyways, I was showin' my buds my cool skatin' tricks, when Willy said "I think Daniel should try skateborading." Daniel said "What? Uh, I'm not sure-" But, we all agreed to it. So, Daniel put his goggles on the bench right next to Willy. 6 minutes later, I was teaching Daniel to do a SUPER DUPER GLOOPER HUPER JUPER NOOPER FLIP, when he flipped the wrong way, and was about to fall on the bench when Willy moved the wrong way and crushed Daniel's glasses. Daniel told Mighty EVERYTHHING! Then, we had to take Daniel to LENS CRAFTERS to get some new glasses, and we bougt some, but they only made Daniel's vision worse, so we took them back. Then we got new glasses, and they were much better. So now, it looks like it never happend, but Daniel still remembers.

My HATE for skittles
You know I like eating Chocolate and fruit and stuff, but when it comes to M&Ms and Skittles, I start to feel weird. One time, Carl came up to me and asked me, "Why do you hate Skittles? Just wondering, Carl." The answer is simple, really. "IT'S TOO MUCH CANNIBALLISIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" but that must have given Carl an idea, because the next day, we played a game were you have to taste something and recognize it, so I tasted something chewy and fruity, and took me 2-3 minutes to figure it out, but then I realized, IT WAS SKITTEEELS!!!!!!! I was so freaked out that I spit a rainbow all over the place! Thank goodness no one was hurt(however Tyler did have a seiuzre at one point).