Baby's Shaky Ride/Transcript


 * [Camera shows a pair of trash cans, the right can shakes, then a newspaper is thrown out of it, landing on the ground, it is shown that the front has been scribbled over and vandalized]
 * Opening title sequence.
 * [Camera shows an urban landscape, then a person pushing a baby carriage passes by]
 * [Cut to Bomb, Red and Chuck]
 * Bomb: Oh, this suuuuuucks. I'm so tired. My beak leaks, my feathers smell, my knees ache, my toes hurt, I'm thirsty, I'm hungry, I'm lonely, my legs are giving me--
 * Red (interrupting Bomb): Well, friend, that must be hard. But perhaps it will lift your spirits a notch or two if I remind you that; 1- We've only been for about, Oh... 43 seconds, and 2- YOU DON'T HAVE LEGS!
 * Bomb: Well, that's just mean for my feelings.
 * Chuck: Guys, guys--
 * [A carriage passes by]
 * Chuck: Whoa! What was that?
 * Red: I'm not sure, but it gives me a pretty good idea.
 * [Chuck looks at a carriage]
 * Chuck: Hmm... I like your style, hombre. (He warps away and returns with a soft serve and glittered Stetson hat)
 * [As Chuck sips, the scene cuts between him and Red, who is groaning angrily]
 * Red: (annoyed) You thought this was my brilliant idea?
 * Chuck: (he gasps) You mean it wasn't?!