The Angry Birds Movie 2/Transcript

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Contents

 * 1 Transcript
 * 1.1 Opening Logos
 * 1.2 Scene #1: ????
 * 1.3 Scene #2 - ????
 * 1.4 Scene #2 - ????=
 * 1.5 Scene #? - ????
 * 1.6 Scene ?: ????
 * 1.7 Scene #? - ?

Opening Logos
''(On a black background, we see the Sony corporate logo, in white, appearing in the center of the screen. It fades in gradually from a white light appearing between the "O" and "N". As it lights up the rest of the logo, it then flashes, which fully lights up the logo. After a few seconds, we then zoom in on the "O", revealing that the Sony logo and the black background are actually a cut-out of a black metal plate with a metallic rim around the holes, transitioning to we're in a blue gradient background with red feathers scattered across the floor. Suddenly, the 2018 Sony Pictures Animation logo falls down, causing the screen to shake briefly and the feathers are sent into the air, before descending slowly until one covers up the screen and transitions to black, some red sparks start to appear briefly, three times, until the big spark bursts out, turning into a big mess of red stripes that go through the lake of the forest. During that, the red stripes changes to orange, until it hits into the water. The stripes rises from the water, forming the famous "R" logo, except without jagged edges. The words "ROVIO" in white with "ENTERTAINMENT" (In a length fitted to fit "ROVIO") below fades in, as the orange color of the "R" fades to solid red, with the sparks disappearing. The logo freezes and the whole thing the fades black.)''

 Scene #1: ????

 * (The film starts... )

[SUPER: Bird Island]



[SUPER: Sony Pictures Animation Presents]



[SUPER: In Association With Rovio Entertainment]



[SUPER: A John Cohen Production]


 * Alex: (Puts sugar in his coffee with a worm and slurps it) Mm. Those are good worms right there.
 * Ella: Hey, Alex! How's the commute treating you?
 * Alex: Hey, I can't complain.
 * Pinky: That never stopped him before.
 * Ella: Right?
 * Pinky & Ella: (Both laughing.)
 * Pinky: Well, we made good time today.
 * Matilda: Red was one of my students.
 * Hal: Hmm?
 * Matilda: Not sure about the dabbing though.
 * Jack: Mom! Mom, did you get my picture?
 * Hug bird: Well, this is our stop.
 * Hatchings: The birds in the sky Go through the air All the way there...
 * Daycare bird: Today, we're gonna learn about how Red saved the eggs.
 * (Children cheering.)
 * (Children cheering.)

 Scene #2 - ????

 * Jay: I love Red!
 * Hatchling: I gotta go to the bathroom!
 * Dad: Why didn't you go in the slingshot?
 * Vivi: Huh?
 * Red: Bomb, anything from Piggy Island?
 * Bomb: Nope.
 * Red: Chuck. Anything to the north?
 * Chuck: [Gasps] Nope. Nothing.
 * Vivi: What's that?
 * Red: Uh-oh. Incoming pie!
 * Zoe: It's coming straight for us.
 * Bomb: What do we do?
 * Red: Duck!
 * Duck: What? [Pie hits his face] Ah! I got pie all over my face! -
 * Red: Hey, sorry, buddy.
 * Leonard: Ha ha!
 * Courtney: Yeah!
 * Red: Those pigs...
 * Chuck: Are gonna pay...
 * Bomb: For our lunches!
 * Red: Uh... Because of our hunger to give them...
 * Chuck: A taste of their own...
 * Bomb: Quesadillas!
 * Red: ....
 * Bomb: What?
 * Hatchling: It's Red.
 * Red: I'm sorry, guys. We're taking over the Blue Line. Official business.
 * Pinky: Oh, yeah! Of course, anything for you.
 * Alex: Hey, Red! Isn't it funny how nobody liked you until you saved Bird Island? But now we all love you.
 * Red: Ha. Thanks so much for bringing that up. Okay, ready? Three...
 * Red: Ha. Thanks so much for bringing that up. Okay, ready? Three...

Chuck: Two...

Bomb: Two!

Red: Bomb, you say "one."

Bomb: Oh, right. One!

[Meanwhile in Piggy Island]


 * Bubby: Yoo-hoo. Hot sauce, please. (Gets hit by the face by a giant hot sauce)
 * (Back at Bird Island)

Chuck and Red: [BOTH LAUGH]

Red: Yeah! Got him. Thank you.

Crowd: [CHANTING] Red! Red!

Hatchling: I really want the red one. The red one. Ha, ha! Balloonie!

[At Piggy Island]

Leonard: Heh, heh. That's it. A little bit higher.

Hatchling: Ha, ha! [Balloon pops and now crys]

Mime: [Crys along with the hatchliong]


 * (Hatchlings were bouncing on the bouncy castle then the castle exploded and all of them flung into the air and Red, Chuck and Bomb got them safely, then the hatchylings started to cry)

Jay: But I was bouncing!

Red: You mess with the hatchlings, you get the cannonball.

Chuck: Ready, big guy?

Bomb: Oh, yeah. You ready, bigger guy?

Terence: [Growls]

[Red, Chuck, Bomb and Terence jumped off the diving bored and now making a big wave]


 * Bird: Cannonball! Cannonball!
 * [At Piggy Island]

Pig mother: Why won't you just take a bath?

Piglet: Why won't you just take a bath?

[Back at Bird Island]

Jay: [BABBLING] - Huh?

Worms: Ahhhhhh! [Squirming away]

Leonard: Ha ha ha ha! This might pinch a little.

Alex: Ah! I can't see!

Leonard: Catch you later. [LAUGHS] You stupid birds.


 * Hal: No! Please, don't!

Aah! [LAUGHS] Not on my watch. Sorry, guys.


 * Red: Excuse me, sir, but I believe this belongs to you.
 * Hal: My hero.
 * Red: Don't. Stop. [CHUCKLES] I said, "Don't stop."
 * Leonard: Ha ha!
 * Courtney: Leonard?
 * Leonard: Got him!
 * Courtney: Hey, Leonard, you should probably…
 * Leonard: Huh? [Turns over]
 * Courtney: [] Ow! []
 * Leonard: Huh? [Sees giant ice ball] That's not coming from Bird Island. [Gasps]
 * Leonard: What the heck is that? And where did it come from?
 * [Sees Eagle Island]
 * Leonard: We're gonna need a bigger slingshot.
 * [Title Card]

 Scene #2 - ????=

 * Red: Another successful day of protecting the island. Great job, guys.
 * Bomb: Oh, yeah! [High fives Chuck and got down]
 * Zoe: Woo-hoo!
 * Sam Sam: Wee!
 * Hatchlings: You saved us, Red.
 * Zoe: You're our hero.
 * Red: Heh, what can I say? That's what I do. [Places the hatchlings on the ground] Now, why don't you just go run along and keep your big, cute eyes peeled for the next pig prank, all right?
 * Sam Sam: [In a deep voice] Pigs...
 * Red Chuck and Bomb: [Blink]
 * Hatchlings: We're going to get you! Oink, oink, oink.
 * Hatchlings: We're going to get you! Oink, oink, oink.

Red: [CHUCKLES] Adorable. Let's finish cleaning up these crabs, then we can move on to...

Cluck: Done and done.

Bomb: [GRUNTS]

Chuck: Red, what is it?

Red: What the heck?

Bomb: Is it a per...? Is it a head? What is that? Oh, look. It seems like it's some kind of note.

Chuck: What if it's a love note? A message in a bottle?

Bomb: Or a genie in a bottle.

Red: Guys, there's no bottle, so just, you know, stop. [LEONARD READS ON-SCREEN TEXT] [CHUCKLES] Nice try, piggies.

News flash: We're not idiots. Hey. [LEONARD READS ON-SCREEN TEXT] Uh... [BIRDS MURMURING]

[GRUNTING] I got it! Oh, no!

Alex: Check it out, everybody.

Pinky: Let me see that. A truce! A truce!

Ella: A truce with the pigs!

A truce?

The prank war is over!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

What? No, this is just another one of their pranks.

What?

Huh? This is a huge relief, right? Who else was getting tired of the pranking and retaliation? Me! This guy! Tired? No, no, no. Guys, listen. Imagine all the fun things we can do now. I can think of one. You think he'll go? I think we've piqued his interest. No, no, no. Guys, we are working tirelessly, day and night, to save the world. But the world doesn't need saving. Of course they need us.

Chuck: Red.

Huh? Come here, hon. What are you so afraid of? Afraid of? I... What do I have to be afraid of?

I'm not afraid of anything.

Chuck: You know what? I'll write you a prescription for fun with your cool friends. Especially Chuck.

Come on. Come with us. What are you talking...? Come to what? We can't tell you because you wouldn't be into it. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

KIDS: Oink, oink, oink! Oink, oink, oink! Ha! Now we have all your eggs. And there's nothing you can do about it,

Red.

BOTH: Oink, oink, oink. [GROWLS] Laugh it up, piggies, because you're gonna be crying in a second when I kick your butts - and take those rocks back.

Eggs.

What?

You said "rocks" instead of "eggs" again. Oh, sorry. I don't know why I keep doing that. Because they are rocks.

[SNIFFLES]

Don't cry, Sam-Sam. I'll be right back.

Hey, Daddy.

[GROWLS] [GRUNTS] Just borrowing my sisters for a minute. [GROWLS] Ha. Now we really have all your eggs. Yeah, and there's nothing you can do about it, Red.

BOTH: Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink.

Laugh it up, piggies, because you're gonna be crying in a second when I kick your butts and take all your... Uh... uh... Uh, uh. Um, um, um, um. Oh, crap. [HUMMING] Okay, we'll just... [YELLS]

What is this thing that almost killed me? Frozen water? Who's ever heard of frozen water?

Courtney? Courtney, bring me those images.

What, what, what? Oh, okay, I'm coming. I'm coming. Give me that. Oh, that looks cold. Three umbrellas in one drink? What kind of extravagant lunatic are we dealing with?

 Scene #? - ????

 * Zeta: There goes my toothpaste. I am tired of this. Woo. Yes! Hot shower. There we go. [SCREAMS]
 * Zeta: There goes my toothpaste. I am tired of this. Woo. Yes! Hot shower. There we go. [SCREAMS]

DEBBIE [CHANTING]: Go, Zeta. You killing it. Go, Zeta. You killing it. Woo! Zeta! Come on, baby. Go get it. Let's go get it. Go get the stick. [GROANS] Ha, ha! [BARKING] [GROWLS] Whoa! Whoa, whoa. Oh, my gosh! [SIGHS] I can't do this anymore.

Zeta: Okay, Debbie?

Okay. I'm done. I'm done living on this frozen, seal-infested iceberg of an island. Fire another ice ball!

Uh... We can't do that, Zeta.

Wait... You're torturing the engineer. Um, uh, Hello?! My limbs are beginning to numb. [LAUGHS] Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. You better tell him to improve his aim. It's about time we start living that good life. Good life, here we come. I deserve to feel the hot sand squishing between my beautiful talons.


 * Debbie: You deserve that and more.
 * Zeta: Yes, I do! 

 Scene ?: ????

 * Chuck: Whoo-hoo!
 * Bomb: Aah!
 * Chuck: Well, here we are.  Are you ready, Red? Love awaits! Huh?
 * Red: Speed dating? No. No way.
 * Chuck: It's mating season. 
 * Pinky: All right, lovebirds. You all know how this works. When you hear this sound...  ...then it's time to move on to the next table, where your soul mate just might be waiting.
 * Red: Yeah, I'm going home. 
 * Chuck: Absolutely not. You have nothing else to do.  Also, I hid your keys on some part of my body, and I'm not telling you where unless you stay. (Laughs)
 * Bomb: Yeah, let's party! 
 * Chuck: Hey, yo! Chuck's the name. Speed's the game. Like games?
 * Bird: Well...
 * Chuck: You entered the love lottery, and guess what?  You won! Because here I am.
 * Bomb: Hi.
 * Ella: Hi. Heh-heh.
 * Bomb: I eat dirt. 
 * Ella:  Oh. Ew.
 * Roxanne: Hey, y'all! Who's ready to party? 
 * Red: Oh, heh... Not me. No, I'm actually not here for the whole speed-dating horror-show thing going on.
 * Roxanne: Shh. This mating dance is for you. ♪ Y'all ready for this? ♪ 
 * Chuck: ' I'd love to hear about you. What's your favorite sign? This one's mine. (Laughs) '
 * Bomb: You know, the flavor can vary greatly, depending on the minerals in the dirt. I can tell which kind of worms have crawled through there.  Or what sort of roly-polies used it to raise their family in.
 * Ella: Um. Are you mad?
 * Red: No.
 * Ella: I don't know. You look mad.
 * Red: Well, I'm not.
 * Ella: You know what? Maybe it's your eyebrows.
 * Red: My eyebrows are fine. That's the way I look.
 * Ella: It's like you've got resting bird face.
 * Red: Oh, yeah? Well, you know, that's not a thing. 
 * Chuck: (Laughs)
 * Bird: Yes! Amazing.
 * Bomb: I'm not a total animal. But I do enjoy eating dirt.
 * Red: (Sighs)
 * Silver: Okay, worms, birdseed or just garbage - from a dumpster?
 * Red: I'm sorry, what?
 * Silver: Favorite food, silly. Don't think. Just answer from your gut. Go!
 * Red: Um. Uh, toast?
 * Silver: Okay. Toast.  Favorite color?
 * Red: Uh.
 * Silver: Oh. Stupid question. Red, duh. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
 * Red: Um, to disappear, like, right now.
 * Silver: Okay. What do you do in your free time?
 * Red: Yeah, I mean, I don't really have any free time. I kinda protect Bird Island from being attacked, and that's a full-time gig, so yeah.
 * Silver: I thought I heard something about a truce.
 * Red: (Laughs) No. A truce, no.
 * Silver: That's not gonna last. You'll have a lot more free time now that nobody needs you anymore, so... Heh-Heh.
 * Red: Okay. We are done here. 
 * Silver: Are you afraid to talk about your feelings?
 * Red: Hey, you know, just because I don't want to talk about them doesn't mean I'm afraid.
 * Silver: Okay. So avoids personal questions. Unusually angry.
 * Red: Talks to herself.
 * Silver: Self-esteem issues.
 * Red: Doesn't answer own questions. Left-handed. Probably a witch. (Silver holds up her speed dating score card)
 * Silver: Looks like we're definitely incompatible.
 * Red: Oh, and you needed a form to tell you that. Okay. Hope you have luck annoying the next guy.
 * Silver: I don't need luck. I have a formula.
 * Red: Okay. Have a nice life.
 * Silver: Have fun being alone.
 * Red: Oh, I will. (Red angrily walks out of the speed dating venue)
 * Pinky: Aw. There he goes, like a ship in the night. No rudder, no purpose, no crew. (To Red as he walks off) Well, have a good night.
 * Silver: I don't need luck. I have a formula.
 * Red: Okay. Have a nice life.
 * Silver: Have fun being alone.
 * Red: Oh, I will. (Red angrily walks out of the speed dating venue)
 * Pinky: Aw. There he goes, like a ship in the night. No rudder, no purpose, no crew. (To Red as he walks off) Well, have a good night.

[] [SIGHS] In the arms of an angel Fly away from here From this dark cold Hotel room And the endlessness... Loser! Loser! [KNOCKING ON DOOR] [GROANS] [BURPS] [GRUNTING] In the arms... [SONG DISTORTS, STOPS] []

Leonard: Hello! Oh. [Red screams and slams the door] Look, Red, I know we've had our differences.

Red: Oh, like when you tried to eat our young?

Leonard: [passes his head out the window] I come in peace. [Red throws a mirror in his the face] Ouch. [Red pushes him away] Aah! Look, I don't want to see your face any more than you want to see mine. We're all in danger!

Red: Yeah, from you.

Leonard: No, we have a truce. Didn't you get my note? It was on a balloon.

Red: Oh, yeah, that's right. You wanted to talk.

Leonard: This is not how a truce works.

Red: Just say what you gotta say and then get out. [tightens the rope]

Leonard: [squeals in pain] Red, we've discovered that there's a third island and they're plotting to destroy us all.

Red: A third island? Give me one reason why I should believe you.

Leonard: Haven't you noticed any strange objects falling from the sky, giant balls of ice?

(We see Red having flashback remembering seeing the ice balls and ignoring them)

But you'll look sweet Upon the seat Of my... Bicycle built for two

Red: Nope, nothing. Haven’t seen anything.

Leonard: Well, I have, and I’ll show you the proof. Squeal Team Six!

[his army of pigs break into Red’s house

Red: What the…? Hey, hey, hey! Easy! Easy! Every stop!

[they then hear the toilet flush and one of the pigs come out the bathroom]

Aah!

[GRUNTING] [TOILET FLUSHES]

[STOMACH RUMBLES]

Aah! That image in your hand is Eagle Island, and those are eagles. Eagles? How did you get these? From a drone.

And do you spy on us with that?

Yes. So have you seen me...? Yes, and it's disgusting. Red, this is bigger than pranks.

Leonard: We need to put aside our differences and work together.

Red: To save our whole world from being destroyed.

(Red looks at the newspaper cutout of himself being declared as a hero)

Crowd: [CHANTING] Red! Red! Red! Red! Red! Red! Red! Red! Red!

Red: What we really need is a hero. I’m in.

Leonard: Wonderful! We’ll have to get a team together.

Red: Yes, we will. But, hey, I’m in charge.

Leonard: Actually, that position’s been filled. Boo-yah!

Red: Uh, yeah. By me.

Oh, man, you're gonna love this guy. Not the smartest bird in the tree, but what he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in firepower.

Achoo!

Happy birthday!

Aah!

BIRD: We've got a number two at the Porta Potty. [BOMB SCREAMS]

[SIRENS WAIL]

All right, I'm going! We're busting you out. Uh... how?

[POPS]

Aah! Like that. Oh, I love it.

Momb: Bomb, what was that noise?

You're still grounded!

I'm an adult, Mom!

Run.

Momb: Bomb, get back here! Aah!

This guy is so fast, he can beat time itself in a footrace. Hey, Chuck, we're putting together a team. And I think we're on it! [RINGS]

[SNORES, THEN GASPS]

[MOOS IN SLOW MOTION] Come on, everybody. Let's work those booties! [HUMMING] I'm in.

Ha, ha, great!

But how did you...? BT-dubs, you misspelled "heist." It's "E-I," I corrected it. Don't worry. It's a common misperception. Well, thank you.

[LAUGHS]

You're right. He's fast. [LAUGHS]

RED: Now, this guy is kind of a ding-dong, but he's the only eagle we know. Well, you've come to the right eagle. Tell me more. It's a really exciting mission to a place called Eagle...

Eagle Island?

Yes. So you've heard...

[YELLING]

Chuck: Heard of it. Nice to meet you! Okay, so now we just need to figure out how this volcanic super-weapon works, huh? We're gonna need some kind of engineering wizard, brainiac.

Hm.

Hm. Oh! [VOCALIZING] Yes, Chuck. You obviously have something you want to say or sing. I have got just the guy. It's a girl. My sister Silver. She goes to Avian Academy, top of her class.

She would be perfect.

Yeah, she totally would.

BIRD 1: See you at the dorm!

BIRD 2: Yeah, see you, Ella.

BIRD 3: Hey, good catch! I mean, we all just thought she was weird, you know? She skipped four grades, won an Engineer of the Year Award, and got a scholarship at Avian Academy. Perfect. That is exactly what we're looking for. You are absolutely gonna love her. But don't love her too much. That's my sister, Red. [IN DEEP VOICE] Or I'll crush every bone in your body! [NORMALLY] Oh. Frisbee! Hi, I'm Chuck. Know where the Engineering department is?


 * Silver: With a combination of over 30 silk, wire and cotton-based threads spun together, I now present to you... Super String!

[SNORING] [CLEARS THROAT]


 * Silver: Ahem. I said, "It's Super String!"

More like "Stupid String."


 * Silver: I know what you're thinking, Mike. You're like, "What's so super about it?"  Great question, Mike. Well, how about that it's very easily able to withstand the pull of 18,000 more kilos than any other string known to...

[BELL RINGS] BIRD: Snooze alert.


 * Silver: Known to bird-kind! Or pig-kind, for that matter. [] [SIGHS]
 * Chuck: What's up, sis?
 * Silver: Chuck?

BOTH: I'm so happy to... It's really... Great to... Jinx, jinx.

Jinx!

Jinx. One, two, three. I win! You can't speak until someone says your name. Hello? You in here?

Hello?

You?

You?

You.

Wait. You know this guy?

[MUFFLEDLY] I would answer, but you jinxed me.

Oh, okay, Chuck, I unjinx you.

This is one of my best buddies, Red. These are the guys.

Hi. We're the guys.

Guys, this is Silver, the greatest kid sister in the world.

I'm not exactly a kid anymore, Chuck.

Oh, you'll always be my kid sister!

Okay. Hey, everyone.

You know, I don't think this is gonna work. It's just that I'm not sure you're gonna be compatible with the team.

Oh, wow, it is such a pleasure to meet not you, but you! I've never met a pig before. Your technological achievements are amazing.

May I shake your hoof?

Why, thank you. Heh Heh. I like her.

And this has to be Bomb.

Whoa!


 * Bomb: How'd you know that? 
 * Silver: You have a fuse coming out of your head. Oh, so cool! Ssst. Shaboom! 
 * Leonard: Oh! Backflip.
 * Red: So I, um... I hear you're some kind of engineering wizard or whatever.
 * Silver: Oh, heh. I mean, I don't like to brag, but... Wait. Who's that? And why is she all over these achievement awards?

[]


 * Chuck: (To Red) The kid's amazing, right?
 * Silver: Not a kid anymore, Chuck.
 * Chuck: Toot toot! Tickle Train arriving at Sister Station!
 * Silver: Chuck, no. I am a serious academic.

[LAUGHING] I am a serious... [LAUGHS]


 * Chuck: Stop!
 * Red: Oh, look how cute this is. 

We're sailing in the ocean We must

ALL: Row! Row! The eggs are in our sights And we must

ALL: Go! Go! We'll get them back Before our parents

ALL: Know! Know! And save the day like Red The real

ALL: Hero! Row! BOTH [LAUGHING]: Gotcha!

Zoe: Woo-hoo! We did it. That was so easy!

Vivi: Yeah! A little too easy, actually.

Zoe: What do you mean by that?

Vivi: Well, normally, when things are this easy, some dramatically unexpected setback occurs.

Zoe: I don’t get it.

Sam-Sam: Me neither.

Vivi: Well, it’s kind of hard to explain. But it’s sort of like, you know how some…?

[just then a whale floats up under their makeshift boat and blows the three eggs into the cloud]

Vivi: Oh, see? Like that.

Zoe: Are you freaking kidding me?

 Scene #? - ?
[]

Leonard: Each of you has been selected because you’re the best in your field.

[Chuck, Bomb, Mighty Eagle, Silver, and Courtney look excited]

Group: Oh.

Leonard: That we could find.

[the group look disappointed]

Group: Oh.

Leonard: Your skills will be put to the test, facing this.

[he points to the volcano picture]

Leonard: As you can clearly see, this is a vol…

[Red takes the pointer stick from Leonard]

Red: Volcano. A volcano is what my assistant was going to say.

Leonard: Assistant? You’re the assistant!

[they start squabbling and trying to the take pointer stick from each other]

Leonard: Let go. Let go.

Red: No, I’m the leader.

Leonard: I’ll take that.

[Silver puts up her and]

Silver: Actually, it’s a composite volcano. You can tell by the height and the apparent vent clusters.

Red: Okay, forget I said volcano. This is a, um, it’s a super-weapon!

[the group gasps]

Bomb: Weird, because it looks just like a volcano.

Leonard: Yep. And here’s the scary part.

[as he points to the picture behind it, we see it’s a photo of himself]

Leonard: This is their psychotic leader!

[ALL GASP] Ooh! How'd that get in there? Ha, ha. Next.

- Oh, butt shot.

- Next. No. Next. Next!

Bomb: I don't even know what I'm looking at.

Leonard: Courtney!

Courtney I mean, you took them.

[CLEARS THROAT]

This is their psychotic leader.

[SCREAMS]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey. Buddy, do you know her?

What? Me? No. No, definitely not, absolutely not. Never seen her before in my life. Who is that? I don't know! Not terribly convincing, but moving on. Great.

Silver: What’s the plan?

Red: Alright, here’s what we’re looking at, folks. Step one, travel undetected to Eagle Island.

Chuck: Uh-huh.

Red: Uh, step two, we’re going to break into the super-weapon.

Bomb: Got it.

Chuck: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Red: And step three, deactivate the super-weapon.

[we see Silver write down in her notebook “There is no plan”]

Silver: [whispers] No plan.

Red: Once we break in there, hopefully, before both islands are destroyed and we all die. So, that’s, uh, that’s it.

Silver: Right. So I just have a few questions.

Red: Why? I explained everything.

Silver: It’s a foolproof plan. Yeah. How do we sneak onto the island? What is the super-weapon, and how do we deactivate it? And when you say escape, how do you plan to do that exactly? I feel like this is a pretty crucial thing to figure out.

Leonard: I agree. Why isn’t she in charge?

Chuck: Told you she’s super smart.

Hey, guys, hold on a second, please.

Mighty Eagle?

What? What are you looking at? Do you have an Eagle Island map? What? No. No, there's no map.

Oh, it's a map.

Yeah, that's a map. Mm-hm. Okay, I just wanna read it.


 * Red: Wait a minute. Do you guys hear that? 
 * Chuck: Do we hear what?
 * Red: Sounds like a, um, like a whistle.
 * Chuck: It almost sounds like a: [IMITATING WHISTLE]

[GASPS]

Hey, guys?

[ALL GASP]


 * Red: Run! [ALL YELLING] Emergency exit, all the way down! [YELLS AND GASPS] Well, that's not safe.
 * Chuck: Wait! Stop!
 * Leonard: Holy macaroni!
 * Red: Oh, boy. Everyone hop on! [ALL YELLING] []


 * Zeta: Rewind it. Rewind it. Play it again. Play it again. Play it again. Ha, ha. Yes, baby! We knocked the top right off of that!

Glenn, you didn't mess it up this time. Boom! Up top. Or not. Nailed it! Jerry, up top.


 * Zeta: That should send him running.
 * Debbie: Wait. "Him"? Who you sending running?
 * Glenn: Yeah. Who's "him"?
 * Zeta: "Them." I said "them." Stop asking me stupid questions.
 * Debbie: I'm so sorry.

Wow.

That was crazy. We could have died. Thanks for saving our lives, Mighty Eagle! Well, you can always count on... [ALL YELLING AND GRUNTING]

Red: Everyone grab the map! Hey, it's working.

Red: Left! Left! Lean to the left!

[SIGHS]

[MAP RIPS]

(as they are all holding onto a sheet as they float in the air)

Chuck: Please tell me that was the sound of your pants ripping.

Bomb: I don’t wear pants!

Red, Leanoard, Silver and Courtney: None of us wear pants!

[] Uh-oh. [ALL YELLING]

Eight point one seconds.

Chuck: Silver! No! [GRUNTING] [ALL GRUNT]

- [GASPS]

- Oh. Uh...

- Heh, heh.

Chuck: Hey! What is this? Oh, well, I mean, she was, you know, just thanking me for saving everyone, so...

- I'm sorry. Saving everyone?

- Yeah.

Red: You know, the map was my idea. It ripped. Maybe because there's too many birds. I... [YELLS AND GASPS] My mountain! We are in trouble.

BOTH: We gotta stop that super-weapon.

Jinx!

[GROANS]

BIRD 1: Oh, this is bad. This is really bad.

BIRD 2: Eagle Mountain?

[GASPS]

Are we gonna be okay?

Oh, my gah...

What happened to Eagle Mountain, Mom? Wait a minute. Wait. Wait. Wait. Why isn't anybody leaving? Why they not scared? Okay. Oh, okay, okay. Here's what we gonna do. I want y'all to take all of those ice balls and fill them up with... Ha, ha... Molten lava. That's not possible. What? You never heard of thermal emulsifiers? Well, yes, yes. You just got to get a polyacrylamide to enhance the nanoparticle and surfactant association between the two materials. Uh. Okay. So you do that, and I'm gonna go feed my baby. Yes, I'm finally gonna feed my baby. There you go. Who's my baby? You're my baby. [SMOOCHES] [SEAL BARKS] What...? Don't... You better not wink at me. Don't you wink at me. [GROWLS]

BIRD #1: Who could have done this?

BIRD #2: Gosh, I can't believe it.

BIRD #3: Red, Are we gonna be okay?

BIRD #4: What are we gonna do?

Red: All right, guys, do not worry. We got this. Red here has got your back. And your front and your sides.

And my floof?

Red: Yeah, even your cute little floof.

Looks like you're gonna be okay.

Matilda: So are you 100 percent sure we shouldn't evacuate?

Pinky: No, Red's gonna take care of us. Right, Red?

Red: Yes! Everybody, please, just stay calm.

Great news! Thank you!

Hey, y'all, We're gonna be okay. Red's here.

BIRD 1: We love you, Red!

BIRD 2: We need you, Red!

Oh, thank you. Your support means the world to me. Okay, Leonard, so where's our ride?

[SQUEAKS] Aw. It's so cute.

Red: Wow. Okay. And how are we all supposed to fit in...?

Leonard: Oh, I think we'll manage. Boop.

- [BOAT BEEPS] []

Whoa, okay.

Silver: Whoa.

Oh, my gah...

All aboard!

- [BIRD WHISTLES]

Bomb: Whoa. 

Courtney: Anyone want to grab their own bag or anything? 

Pinky: Don't screw this up, Red!

If we die, it's kind of your fault.

[INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY] I got this. 

[CHUCK SINGING OPERATICALLY] [SINGING OPERATICALLY] [SINGING OPERATICALLY] [SIGHS] Wow. - [LEONARD IMITATES HORN]

- [GASPS] Ow!

Leonard: Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to our master of gadgetry.

Leonard and Courtney: Garry!

(As he looks at Red, Silver, Bomb, Chuck and Mighty Eage)

Garry: This is it? This is the amazing team I’ve been working around the clock for?

Leonard: Working with what we’ve got.

Garry: Well, that’s disappointing.

Wow. Okay.

Garry: This is the part where you get up and follow me!  Welcome to my piggy gadget lab.

Bomb: Oh, yeah.


 * Garry: Everywhere you look, you'll see inventions being tested by my team of guinea pigs.
 * Silver: Oh. This is so cool.
 * Bomb: I know. Right?
 * Garry: All the gadgets have been designed specifically with your current mission in mind. The first being Invisa-Spray. Need to go undetected in plain sight? Invisa-Spray does exactly that. Wow, I'm invisible!

ALL: Whoa. "Whoa," indeed. That's amazing. How long does the invisibility last for?

- Forever.

- Wait. What?

- [RINGS]

- Tina, we're not gonna be able to see each other tonight. And what does the next gadget do? Bury us alive? What? That would be ridiculous. [WHISPERS, IN PIG LATIN] Ix-nay the shovel-ay. And moving right along.

- [CHUCK & BOMB LAUGHING]

- What are you guys doing? This is so fun! Oh, it's so squishy. What is this stuff? Oh, well, that is a special type of flame retardant we call pig snot. Why do you call it...? You know what? Never mind. Ugh. [GRIMACING] [ALL GROAN] Yeah! Lick it. Now, everyone, prepare yourselves 'cause this next one is really something special. Whoa. So shiny. Yes, my friend. Bold yet sleek. Simple while complex. This device can detect an eagle anywhere within a 100-foot radius. []

- Well, how does it work?

- Simply push this button, and it does the rest.

- Whoa.

- Whoa.

- Whoa.

- Whoa. There's an eagle nearby. There's an eagle nearby. There's an eagle nearby.

- [GROANS]

- There's an eagle nearby.

- There's an eagle nearby.

- Why, yes. Clearly, there is.

- Okay, you got me, guys.

- There's an eagle nearby.

- This clever thing will...

- There's an eagle nearby.

- no doubt prove to be...

There's an eagle nearby. - crucial during your mission. There's an eagle nearby. Wonderful. That's amazing! There's an eagle nearby.

Can you turn it off?

There's an eagle nearby.

It'll turn itself off.

There's an eagle nearby. [SIGHS] Oh, thank goodness. One hour after it doesn't detect any more eagles.

What?

There's an eagle nearby.

There's an eagle nearby.

Hey! Hey! There's an eagle near...

There.

Oh, thank you. Okay, guys, these gadgets are terri... Hey, hey, Red, can we chat for a sec? I can tell you're used to running the show. That's great and all. But maybe since we're all a team here, a team you put together, maybe you can try to be more supportive. The results might surprise you, huh? Fine. Fine, fine, fine. Garry. Woo. Unbelievable. Really, really good stuff. You know what? I'm sure I can figure out a plan to... You know, to use all this... This awesomeness that you've... Bomb! Hi, Red. [SIGHS] How are we ever gonna get up there? [CRYING] I want my unborn sisters back. It's just, the eggs are up there, and we're down here. Oh, how are we ever gonna get up there? Oh. [GRUNTS] You're doing great, Zoe. Now hold it tight, okay?

[BOTH GASP] [BOTH GRUNT] BOTH: Uh-oh. Quick, let some air out! [GRUNTS AND GASPS] It won't untie! Okay, let me try. Aah! What's...? What's the prob...? Prob... Prob... Problem? [BOTH CRYING] Ground control to Major Tom Ground control to Major Tom Take your protein pills And put your... [AIR WHISTLING] [ALL YELLING] Don't worry, guys. I'll get us out of this. []

ALL: The eggs! [ALL LAUGHING] We got you for reals now. Mwah! See? I told you I would get us out of this.

[ALL GRUNT] [ALL GASP] [SNORING] [SOFTLY] A boa constructor. [LAUGHING] It is glorious! I'm a genius! [GIGGLES] Yes, I love it! This was my idea.

Wait. Wait.

Bird 1: Look out!

Bird 2: Aah! I'm burning!

BIRD 1: I told you to look out. Glenn, I wanted lava balls, not lava puddles. Uh-oh. Glenn's messing up. I mean, we... We're very close. We just need two more weeks. Two weeks? Two weeks. Huh. Um. It's quite the undertaking. Okay, okay, you know what? I'm doing that thing again. That thing, you know, like, where I'm not quite sure I heard what I think I heard. Hey, skinny, sassy face! Did you hear "two weeks," or did you hear "tomorrow"? Um. Uh, I heard "tomorrow"? Fat dude, what did you hear? Uh. Definitely what you said? Okay, you know what I'm gonna do? I am gonna call my old engineer, Steve. And you know what? You're a lot like him.

[BUZZING]

Steve: (On Voicemail) Hey, it's Steve! Sorry I can't come to the phone right now... [MUFFLED GRUNTS]

...but you know what to do. Oh, yeah. I had to discipline Steve. So, what was that that you - had said to me?

Tomorrow. That's what I thought you said. See, everybody happy now. [BOTH LAUGH AWKWARDLY] [GROANS] [SONAR BEEPING] Turn down for what Turn down for what Turn down for what Turn down for what [GASPS] [GRUNTS] [BOTH LAUGHING] [BOTH GASP AND GRUNT]

Red: No. No, no, no. [LAUGHS] Uh-oh. Whoa. Whoa.

Chuck: Careful, buddy. That's not... [YELLS AND GRUNTS] Whoa. [] Okay, guys, let's do this.

Here we go.

We got this. We got an island to save, kids. Two islands. We have two islands to save. I can't do this.

I've made a terrible mistake.

What are you talking about? [GROANS] Zeta.

Who is Zeta?

The leader of the eagles. The one who's been trying to destroy our islands. And my ex-fiance.

Wait. What?

Did you say "fiance"?

Courtney: Beyonce?

And you're just telling us this now? Better late than never. Heh-heh-heh.

Mighty Eagle: It was many years ago, in the 1990s. She was the smartest girl in school. And I had an incredible sense of fashion. Whoa. [CHUCKLES] Hey.

MIGHTY EAGLE: It was love at first sight.

Woo!

Ha, ha!

[PAGER BEEPS]

[GASPS] I don't want to wait "I miss you"? Aw. For our lives to be over BOTH: Whoa! [BOTH LAUGHING]

Mighty Eagle: She was the best thing that ever happened to me. [YELLING] [BOTH THUD]

MIGHTY EAGLE: But since I wasn't quite ready to mate for life... Oh, wow. Uh... An engagement ring? Uh...

Mighty Eagle: Naturally, I... [THUNDER RUMBLES]

MIGHTY EAGLE: I... I abandoned her. [ALL GASP] How could you leave like that? Because I am a coward. Many of you didn't know that about me. Well, actually... I assume she's been heartbroken ever since. It's all my fault. So this is Beyonce we're talking about? You know what? I just remembered. I have something to do back home! Thanks for the help. [] [SNORING] [PUNCHES LANDING] [] Well, that got dark. [] [INDISTINCT CHATTERING OVER RADIO] Okay, gang, listen up. This place is crawling with security, but if you guys follow me... [LAUGHING] Hey, hey, hey, what's going on? What do you think, guys? Should we show him? Show me what? Harvey! Super lifelike disguise, right? Disguise? We thought we'd let you drive. And I'm gonna help you pedal. Wait. You guys came up with this idea without me? Yeah. All by myself Don't wanna be All by myself Yeah, well, it's not gonna work. We think it's our best chance of getting past the guards.

I'm with Silver.

Me too. Yeah, she's smart. Everyone is counting on me to make sure that... Us. Everyone's counting on us. Fine. Whatever. So your plan is to get into the super-weapon with that? Harvey, don't take offense. He does not mean it. [GROANS] Fine. Fine. You know what? I'll just be up here saving the world. [GRUNTS] Just like I should have been doing this whole time. Uh, guys? I 100 percent believe in you and this Harvey idea, but I think this one's gonna need me. [] Well, they didn't see us. This isn't an "us" thing, Silver. I've got this covered. Go away. Is this a good time to talk about feelings? No, it's not a good time! [GRUNTS] [SIGHS] [YELPS] No. No, I don't need your help, okay? I meant to slip. Leave me alone! Your hat fell off.


 * Red: Yeah, I got rid of it because it was getting heavy.

[]

[]


 * Leonard: All right, guys, beak action is a go. (To Courtney) Arms, what say you?
 * Courtney: Armed and ready. 
 * Garry: Two fully functional armies.
 * Chuck: Right above our leggies. (Laughs)
 * Leonard: Okay, leggies, show me what you got. 
 * Bomb: Oh, yeah.
 * Leonard: Woo-hoo! We got this! We must look amazing! ' Okay, guys, we're going live. '
 * Carl: Come on, Jerry. You know there's no snacking while we're on duty.
 * Jerry: But I had a really small breakfast.
 * Leonard: All right, I'll do the talking. Ahem.  Hello, fellow eagle guards.
 * Carl: Hm?
 * Jerry: Hm?
 * Courtney: Oh, no. He's doing a voice.
 * Leonard: I'm running late to the old job. ' Commute was rough today for some reason. But the good news is I made it! Ninety-degree turn. Quick! ' But the good news is I made it.
 * Carl: ID, please.
 * Leonard: Oh. Uh... ID? Ha. Not sure I have it on me.  Act like you're checking pockets.
 * Garry: (Grunts) It's stuck!
 * Leonard: Stuck? Aah! What the heck are you doing?!
 * Bird (Over Radio): Be on alert for an intruder.
 * Carl: Wait a minute.
 * Chuck: What's happening? Leonard?
 * Leonard: Shh. He's on to us.
 * Carl: (Sniffs) Hmm. 
 * Leonard: We are so dead.
 * Carl: All right. I know what's going on here. I'm picking up what you're putting down.
 * Carl: Jerry, you getting a load of this?
 * Jerry: Yeah, I think I am. 
 * Carl: Yeah, Jerry, I know exactly what's going on. ' This right here... ' is obviously... a new guy!
 * Jerry: Yeah, impostors in a costume. Wait. What?
 * Bomb:  Oh.
 * Chuck:  Uh.
 * Courtney:  Huh?
 * Leonard:  Huh?
 * Carl: Yeah! You're the new guard for the east tower.
 * Leonard: (as Harvey) Yes. Yes, I am.
 * Carl: (Laughs) I knew it. (To Jerry) Jerry, swipe the new guy in.
 * Jerry: Okay.
 * Leonard: ' Thank you so much. ' Okay, guys, we're in.
 * Bomb: Oh, yeah.
 * Chuck: Woo-hoo! 
 * Courtney: We did it.
 * Bomb: Work it. Work it.
 * Courtney: Okay, Okay.
 * Leonard: Wiggle the butt.
 * Courtney: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
 * Leonard: Huh?
 * Leonard: Wiggle the butt.
 * Courtney: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
 * Leonard: Huh?

' Leonard': ♪ I'm on fire'' ♪ Come on, come on. Let's go. Let's go! ' ♪ Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby ♪ '

[RED GRUNTING] Get to the top of the super-weapon. Check!

[SIGHS]

Yay! You did it. Okay, so how's it looking down there? Ooh, ooh, ooh. Do you see that? [GASPS] Oh, it's the super-weapon.


 * Red: No, the power supply to the super-weapon. All we gotta do is get down there and cut it. Okay, assuming we don't get electrocuted, there are guards there, there and there. And we don't have enough rope to...

Watch and learn.

What? What are you doing? [GASPS] He's not clipped in. Red, are you crazy? Trust me. I know what I'm do... [GRUNTS] [GRUNTS] So yeah. Rope wasn't long enough. I know that. It wasn't supposed to be. That's part of my plan. Except I wanted to be over on that side.

Okay, but...

Watch this! [GRUNTING] Nope. No, no, no. Oh. Hello. Hi. Now my plan really starts. [LAUGHS AND SIGHS]

Hi again.

I swung back to tell you something, but I forgot what it was. Bye. [GRUNTS] Got it. Got it. Okay, there we go. There we go. Grip, grip, grip. Okay... Huh? You hear something?

So you want a push?

Yes. Ha, ha. Hi. Oh, no. Your feather! The guards! Watch out. Silver, what are you doing? [] [SIGHS] Oh, no. Where's Red? Hey, Silver. Check it out. This is how a hero saves the world. Ha, ha. Oh, come on! Nothing works around here! Now we escape. [ALARM BLARING] [GUN COCKS] You two are coming with me.

I... uh.

Nice abs. I know. [BEEPING]

Leonard: Okay, try zero-zero-zero-zero. [BEEPING] Try one-two-three-four. Now try four-three-two-one. Try 1-800-OPEN. I don't know. Chuck, what's your birthday? Nothing's working! [GUARDS CHATTERING INDISCTINCTLY] [GASPS] Oh, no. Someone's coming. Quick. Hide.

Courtney: Ouch. []

GADGET: There's an eagle nearby. There's an eagle nearby. There's an eagle near... All right. You get started on the lockdown sequence. I'm gonna hit the john.

Yes, sir. We gotta get that key card. [URINE TRICKLING] [CLEARS THROAT] [CLEARS THROAT] [WHISPERS] Okay, Courtney, get that card. There's something in the way. [GROANS] Chuck, what's going on down there?


 * Chuck: There's a divider in the way. [CLEARS THROAT] Maybe it's on the other side.

Leonard: Okay, hold on. [GRUNTS] Pretend to pee-pee. [SIGHS] [GROANS] Oh, no. He's leaving. Chuck, get that card. I got it. Aah! [GASPS] [GRUNTS] [WAILING] Yeah, I'm just gonna... Boop. [GROANS] [YAWNS AND GASPS] We're home! We're home, everybody. [ALL SMOOCHING] [BOTH LAUGHING] Yay! Woo! Oh, we missed you so much, Bird Island.

PIG: "Bird Island"? This is Piggy Island, sillies. Bird Island is way over there. [SHIP HORN BLARING] [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] Ha, ha. We're in! Oh, my goodness gravy. I wanna see.

Leonard: No. Hold on!

Chuck: I just wanna see.

Leonard: We don't have time.

[The guard clears his throat as he comes face to face with Harvey]

Leonard: Uh-oh.

Bomb: What? What's happening? I think he's challenging us to a break-dance battle? [PANTS] Aah! Oh, it's on! Woo! Whoa!

Chuck: What's happening? Looks like a popping and locking. A little what? [GASPS] Pop, pop, pop! ALL: Ah! Hey, handsome. Hey. Take those two and put them on ice. [GASPS] They got Red and my sister. We gotta go. But the super-weapon. That's my sister, mister. And I'm gonna save her.

Leonard: Chuck, slow down. Slow down. Stop!

[GRUNTS] [EAGLES WHOOPING] Oh, yeah! [GROANING] Hmm? Huh? Hey. [GRUNTS] Hey. You done? What happened? Oh, let's see. Well, you got us captured and trapped in ice on top of giant pool toys. Good job. I just thought that maybe if I could... Stop me? Yeah, you two lovebirds just thought y'all could sail over here and stop me. Lovebirds? No way. No, no, no. We're barely, like, friend birds. So typical. Type-A male paired with a strong female, and you just can't stand it, can you? Well, I... Let me guess. You prefer to fly solo. [MOCKINGLY] I have to save everybody all by myself! [NORMALLY] Just like a man. Ooh, ouch. That is kind of true, though. Maybe she was a little clingy at times. Maybe she gave you that engagement ring a little bit too early. I don't think she's talking about us. Maybe she's talking about... [MUFFLEDLY] Mighty Eagle. Debbie! Turn on the TV.

Yes. Okay... It's the one with the red button on top.


 * Debbie: Okay... Red, Debbie. What I'm planning to do is take these little-bitty, undeveloped islands, and turn them into my own personal paradise.

[GASPS]

You're insane! I am putting myself first. Because you know what? I worked hard for it, and I deserve it. All I gotta do is clear out all these inhabitants. [BEEPS] You're a monster!

[ZETA LAUGHS] Glenn, show them what I'm talking about. [SPEAKS IN SPANISH]


 * Zeta: Excuse me? Are you getting smart with me right now? [LAUGHS]

ALL: I can't believe we're soaring Through the sky! Sky! All thanks to our pig pals They are cool

ALL: Guys! Guys! [ALL YELLING] What the heck was that? [ALL GASP] Piggy Island?

PIG: Attention, everyone! It is imperative that you all run for your lives! [ALL SCREAMING] [ALL GASP]

ALL: Bird Island? My mommy and daddy. Huh? [GASPING] Terence? Where are the kids? [GROWLS] Where are the kids? [ALL SCREAMING] I don't understand. I thought Red was supposed to save us! [ALL GASP AND YELL] Oh, my gah... Huh? Oh, my gah. Oh! Ha-ha-ha! It actually worked. Yes, yes, yes! Those islands are filled with innocent birds and pigs! You all had the chance to evacuate. But for some reason, you didn't. [GASPS] So you are 100 percent sure we shouldn't evacuate? I am sure. No one needs to evacuate. Everybody just stay calm. Sorry. Ha-ha-ha. Not sorry. I'm truly not sorry. [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS] [GRUNTS AND YELLS] [THUDS] [SIGHS] Dodged that bullet. [] [CHUCKLES] [GULPS] [BOTH GRUNTING] [PANTS AND SIGHS] This is all my fault. Red, it's not your fault. No. It... It is my fault. I put myself before everyone else. I was afraid if I wasn't a hero anymore, they'd all stop... They'd all stop liking me. Oh, Red. So you did all of this because you were afraid of not being liked? I... Yes.

Zeta: My fellow eagles, who's tired of living in an icy wasteland? ALL: We are! What is she doing?

Zeta: Who is tired of sipping hot chocolate and getting brain freeze? Aah! Me!

Zeta: Who's tired of frozen dinners? Whoa, frozen dinners?

Come on, Bomb, let's go.

Who's tired of playing only only Vanilla Ice, Ice-T and Ice Cube? I am. Who wants to live worry-free under a beautiful tropical sun? [CHEERING] Me! I want to be hot! [GROANS] I want it hot! There's no turning back! The future we deserve is about to be ours! Glenn! Activate the weapon! Start the countdown.

COMPUTER: Ten minutes to launch. [] [LAUGHS]

Bomb: All right, stand back. Wait, did you hear that too? Bomb? [ALL COUGHING] What in the...? Really, guys? What? No. We weren't... Uh. Yeah, they were. Guys, why is that clock counting backwards? We've only got 10 minutes. It's now or never. Pig-kind and bird-kind are depending on us. What are we gonna do, Red? Well, I, uh.. [Looks over at Silver] I think... in times like these, we need someone who can lead. We need a hero. You know what we need? We need Silver.


 * Leonard: Huh?
 * Chuck: [Gasps]
 * Silver: Oh?
 * Red: Got any ideas?


 * Silver: I've got a few, actually. Okay. That's the heart of the super-weapon, and if you look closely, you can see that it's powered by air pressure. Moisture around a composite volcano instantly vaporizes, sending a plume of highly pressurized steam to the surface. That steam is contained by the pressure chamber. And that's the part we need to destroy. Only problem is, it's surrounded by armed guards. Bomb.


 * Bomb: Huh?
 * Silver: Do you think you can take out those guards? Some of them look kind of tough. It won't be easy.

[GUN COCKS] Yeah, right. Of course. Got it. Great. Chuck, I need you to disable the security cameras. There's a bunch, so you'll have to work fast. Fast? Don't even worry about it, sis. Red, you and I have to get inside one of those ice balls. Inside an ice ball? I... Sure. Okay. Leonard, Courtney, Garry, do you see that giant lever near the orange lava tube? Copy that.


 * Silver: I need you to pull it. That will create a ramp so when Red and I roll down in the ice ball, we'll be launched through the air at the perfect trajectory to take out the super-weapon.

Got it?

Leonard: Now you're talking. Great plan, Silver. Mama would be so proud. Okay, everyone put your wings and hooves in.

ALL: Go, team! [] Chuck, let us know when you've disabled the cameras. Okay. On it. [GUN COCKS]

Easy, boys. Heh-heh-heh. [EXCLAIMS HAPPILY] [CHUCKLES] Heh. Huh? Hey, Jerry. Yeah?

Come here. Look at this.

What's up? [CHUCK WHISTLES] Uh... It says everything's normal. [LAUGHS] Jerry, are you seeing this? [TOILET FLUSHES] Uh... I don't see anything. No, not that one. Not over here. Oh, I think this one's it. Hello Is it me You're looking for? I can see it in your eyes You're all I've ever wanted

Leonard: We just need to get over to that track and follow it up to the lever.

BOTH: Okay.

Phew.

Ow! Don't touch the lava tube. I don't know if I'm gonna fit. Just suck in your butt. [YELLING] [SIZZLING] Does anyone smell bacon? [GRUNTS] Ow! Aah! No one can see me. Light on my toes. I'm sneaking I'm sneaking up real quiet [GRUNTS] Who took you out? I don't know Because I didn't hear Them coming Because they snuck up On me Captain, you seeing this? No one sees me. Take them out. So why didn't you just team up with Chuck? He's definitely faster than me. Nope, he's too light. Why not Bomb, then? You know, he's heavier than me. Too slow. You're perfect. Oh, that's funny. I thought we weren't compatible. Yeah. Well, um, you know... Some of the variables changed, so... Oh, variables, huh? So, uh, what are we doing here? [GRUNTS] We're on a mission. Oh, yeah, the mission. Of course. Okay, Bomb, we are in position. Time to take out those guards. Copy that. Come on, Bomb, hold it together. Tighten up. You can do this. [GRUNTS] We got a 10-91G in the control room. Roger that. [PANTS] Oh! You can do this, Bomb. Just take them out. Just take them out!

[LAUGHING]

Thanks for taking us out, man. Even Glenn's having a good time!


 * Glenn: Baby shark, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo Baby shark, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo Baby shark Doo, doo, doo, doo
 * All: Baby shark
 * Glenn: All together!
 * Bomb: Silver, baby sharks have taken the bait.
 * Silver: Roger that. Okay, Leonard. Time for Plan X.
 * Leonard: Plan X? I thought you said spandex.
 * Red and Silver: Spandex?

I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt


 * Leonard: Well, I'm working with what I got. Looking good, guys. Looking good.
 * Courtney and Garry: [Both struggling to skate]
 * Leonard: You gotta swing your arms.
 * Garry: I am swinging my arms.
 * Courtney: I'm swinging them like this.
 * Garry: [Screams]
 * Leonard: [Nervously laughs and flinches]

Zeta: [EXCLAIMS HAPPILY] Yes! [SING-SONGY] Three minutes to launch. Debbie, we are starting over, girl. This is like New Year's.


 * Debbie: Oh, my gosh, yes, okay. I'm gonna get some glitter and decorations. This is gonna be so much fun! [screams] [Honk]
 * Debbie: (Pops out with decoration and glitter) (Frowns and in shock)
 * Debbie: Zeta! We have a problem... (Flinches)
 * Zeta: Oh, my good... Aah! Go find them!

Okay. That's where the ice balls are made. We've gotta jump in that hole at the exact moment that the jaws open up.

Are you sure about this?

Uh. Actually, no.

Going with my gut this time.

Whoa. Didn't expect that.

DEBBIE [OVER PA]: Attention, all eagles. The prisoners have escaped. Doo, doo Daddy shark All right, guys, back to work!

GUARD: Go! Let's do this! Guys, guys, guys! Whoa, hold on! We're not done hanging out and having a good time. Silver, we've got a problem. ALL: Back to work Doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo Back to work.

Jump on the count of three.

Got it. One, two...

three!

Whoa! Whoa! Ha, ha. It worked! Red? Ha, ha. We did it! [GRUNTS] [BOTH GASP AND YELL]

Oh, no. What the...?

Lava injectors! I got this one. Oh, whoa, Red!


 * Silver: Aah! Aah! Well, it's all downhill from here.

BOTH: Whoa!

Okay, now what?

If my calculations are correct, we should be tall enough to reach that lever if all three of us... Garry? [GASPS] Uh... Hang in there! [BOTH YELLING] Whoa! Okay, new plan.


 * Silver: We need to get to 65 miles per hour. Left, right, left, right.
 * Red: At least we're gonna get all our steps in today.
 * Computer: Two minutes to launch.
 * Zeta: Two minutes, everybody! Two minutes to launch!
 * Red and Silver: Left, right, left, right.
 * Red: [pants] We gotta break that super-weapon!
 * Silver: Leonard.
 * Leonard: Huh?
 * Silver: Is the ramp elevated?
 * Leonard: We're working on it. [Groans] Ah! [Falls along with Courtney] What are we gonna do? [Gets up]
 * Courtney: Uh... [Thinks]
 * Leonard: Okay, let's just figure this out.
 * Courtney: I have an idea.
 * Leonard: Yeah yeah. Now is not the time, Courtney. I'm just trying to figure out how we're gonna get up to that lever!
 * Courtney: Hey. Leonard.
 * Leonard: Huh? Oh, that could work! (Smiles)
 * Red: Silver! How we doing on speed?
 * Silver: We're maxing out at 59 miles per hour. We need to get to 65!
 * Leonard: It's stuck! We need more weight!
 * Courtney: Okay. Here goes. (Grabs Leonard's leg)
 * Leonard: It... It's moving! (Lever began to crack) Oh, that's not good.
 * Leonard and Courtney: Aah! (Lever hits Leonard's stump and hits Garry in the face and fall) (Leonard and Courtney looked down)
 * Red and Silver: [BOTH PANTING]
 * Silver: Sixty-three, 64...

One more minute!

Yes!

COMPUTER: One minute.

Let's just clear these houses from your beachfront view.


 * Leonard: Silver the lever is broken!

Broken? Leonard, don't you have any gadgets you can use?

We're almost to the ramp.

Gadgets? Gadgets! Forty-five seconds. Attention, all personnel. Initiating launch sequence.

COMPUTER: Initiating. Garry, any way you can bring me the gadgets? No, there isn't.

LEONARD [ON COMM]: Chuck, I need Garry's backpack. On it. Garry, where are you?


 * Garry: Chuck, over here! Hi-yah! Yes! We've reached 65 miles per hour! Fifteen seconds. Ha, ha! Let's do this!

COMPUTER: Fourteen, 13, 12... 11... -


 * Zeta: Ten. Nine.

Leonard, it's now or never.

Oh, no.


 * Silver: Got to raise that ramp!


 * Zeta: Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. And one!

GADGET [DISTORTED]: There's an eagle nearby. There's an eagle nearby.

Yeah!

There's an eagle nearby. [GASPS] No!

Huh?

Huh?


 * Chuck: That's my sister!

[COUGHS NORMALLY]

[GASPS]

[LAUGHS]

It didn't work?

I... I don't get it. [LAUGHS] Of course it didn't work. [LAUGHING]


 * Zeta: You must really love your little islands to risk your lives trying to save them! Well, guess what? I don't care. Because this right here is ice-cold, baby.

No!


 * Mighty Eagle: Zeta!

What? Wait!

What? What...?

Mighty Eagle! Yeah!


 * Mighty Eagle: I'm the cause of all this. I ran out on you on our wedding day. And ever since then, you've been tormented inside.
 * Zeta: Right now? This is when you choose to do this?

So take me! Not these islands.


 * Zeta: You have got some flipping nerve!

I know! I ripped your heartstrings right out.


 * Red: That's it. Super String.
 * Sliver: What?

...has been burning a hole in your sanity! Set yourself free...


 * Silver: Okay, I'm seeing it. Yeah.
 * Mighty Eagle: Go ahead. Do your worst to me.

Chuck. I deserve it.


 * Zeta: You think this is about you, Ethan?
 * Leonard: Ethan?
 * Zeta: Oh, that is so hilarious / embarrassing / I hadn't thought about your fat butt in 20 years.
 * Mighty Eagle: Wait, what?
 * Zeta: You are a lazy, uncoordinated, fish-eyed fool. You ain't worth the salt in your bread. You are nothing to me! You are nothing! I don't think about you at all. I don't think about your stinking feet. I don't think about your rusty hands. I don't think about your rusty elbows...
 * Mighty Eagle: [interrupts Zeta] Wait! So you have or you haven't thought about me?
 * Zeta: News flash, bro: I am over you, I'm over this place, and I am ready to get that upgrade situation going for me and my daughter.
 * Debbie: Hey. [everyone, except for Debbie, gasps]
 * Zeta: Well, our daughter. [Debbie gasps]
 * Mighty Eagle: What?
 * [Everyone else gasps]
 * Glenn: Dios mio!
 * Seal: WHAT?!
 * Debbie: That's my dad?!
 * Mighty Eagle: I have a daughter?!
 * Zeta: Yes, you do! And I raised her all by myself in this icy wasteland. But now I'm gonna be sipping pia coladas on those warm tropical islands, LIKE I DESERVE TO!!
 * Mighty Eagle: Stop!

Oh, no. [] Huh?

It's working!

Yes!

Oh, no. Gotcha! You can do it! Hold on to that string!


 * Red: The hatchlings.

Oh, no! They're in trouble! Jump!


 * Red:Everyone...
 * All: Run! Let's go!
 * Zeta: No, no, wait. This is not happening.
 * Bomb: Gotcha!

EAGLE 1: I'm freaking out!

EAGLE 2: Me too!

We did it.

We did it. Debbie? Where is she? Where's Debbie? Debbie? [CRYING] Debbie, no. What have I done? Oh, Debbie. Are you okay? Sweetie? Honey pie? Love of the last one minute of my life? Dad? Yes. You are so strong! He saved my life! Oh, Debbie. Mom, can we keep him? Please? Oh, I, uh... Wait. Wait. Before you answer, you should see something. Wait, wait, wait. Mm-hmm. And the one closest to my heart. I don't want to wait For our lives to be over Will it be yes Or will it be Sorry? Oh, no. Doo, doo, doo Doo, doo Doo, doo, doo Doo, doo You are so pitiful. Yeah.

CHILD: I've never been to a wedding before!

BIRD: Oh, okay, who's getting married again? Oh, Terence, this is like our wedding but expensive. Ha, ha. Flowers for you, flowers for you.


 * Red: Ladies and gentlemen, birds and pigs, we are gathered here today because of these two characters. Not only because they're being joined in holy matrimony, but also because one of them tried to destroy our islands for her own selfish reasons.

[LAUGHS]

Guess who. Oh, it's such a beautiful wedding. It really is. But Mighty Eagle swooped in at the last second and got all the credit for stopping her. Yes, you did, baby. I love you. Wrap it up. I now pronounce you eagle and husband. You may now kiss the...

Come here, you. Ugh! All right. Get it, Mighty Eagle. Oh, that is disgusting! Go, Zeta! Go, Dad! Attention! Attention, everybody. Eyes on me. Hi. Hi. Look up here. I would like to propose a toast to the bird who made all of this possible. [CHUCKLES] Our hero, Red.

Give it up for Red!

BIRD: Yeah!

CROWD [CHANTING]: Red! Red! Red!

KIDS: You're our hero, Red! Red! Red! Red!

RED: Oh. Easy, guys. Hollow bones. I've got hollow bones.

UNKNOWN: Who loves you, Red?

UNKNOWN: Yeah, Red!

RED:Oh, wow. I mean, thanks, guys. I... Thank you.

CHUCK: Speech, speech, speech! [] Looks like they still love you, Red. Um, okay, well, you know, I'm... I'm honored, everybody. Really, I... And I just, um... Give me two seconds. I'll be right back. Woo! Good speech! Yeah! Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. I'm just trying to squeeze through here. Hey, hey, hey! Silver! Huh? Wow. I, um... Thank you, guys. Thank you for this. And for all the support and love. You know, it means... Well, it means everything to me. But, um, I don't deserve it. She does. What just happened? Is that the nerd from our physics class? This is the real hero right here. Silver is the one who came up with the plan to stop the super-weapon and ultimately saved all our lives. Red, I didn't do this all on my own. Right. Because we're a team. We couldn't have done anything without Chuck and Bomb, - or Courtney and Garry.

Thank you.


 * Red: Or Leonard. Actually, we probably could've done it without Leonard. Let's be honest, huh?

Leonard's the man! I did everything! I got the sub! And even Mighty Eagle. - So handsome.


 * BIRD: Ethan! And last, but certainly not least, those adorable hatchlings. [ALL GIGGLE] We are strongest when we all band together. Just like Super String.

Let's hear it for Silver!

BIRD: Yes! [GASPS] I want to be an engineer.

BIRD 1: All right! Yeah, Silver!

BIRD 2: We love you, Silver!

Okay, Garry, now.

On it.

CHILD 1: Oh, my gosh!

CHILD 2: We're famous!

BOMB: Look at that. Oh, look! It's me! You see, these guys are the real heroes. They're the ones who deserve your love, not me. We love you even more now, Red!

CHILD: Yeah, Red! We love you! See? You're not in this alone. I'm married now. Let's party, y'all! I's married!

ZETA: Debbie, get away from the punch bowl, girl! Come over here and dance with your mama! Mm-mm!

BIRD: Hey, y'all!

CHILD: Mom, watch this! Oh, yeah! Hey, where's Red and Silver?

Okay, worms or birdseed?

Huh? Kidding. I know it's toast. Ha, ha. Toast. You know, I was actually being sarcastic when I said that was my favorite, just for the record. What? You? Sarcastic?

No way.

I see what you're doing.

Okay.

Maybe you can teach me sometime. Maybe I will, when you're not too busy saving the world. You know, I actually just finished doing that, so I'm pretty free. Oh, no way. Because I'm pretty free too.


 * Chuck: (Comes in) Well, I don't have anything to do either! Wait a minute. What's that sound? Tickle Train? Coming to Third Wheel Station!

BOTH:

Chuck, no!


 * BOTH: Jinx, jinx, jinx! Laugh it up, everybody. Ha-ha-ha. No one can stop me. I'll stop you, Zeta. Ha-ha-ha. Well, you can't stop me from... showing you how cute my little sisters are when they're sleeping.

BOTH: Yay! Aw, they're so cute. I kind of thought they'd be hatched by now. They're hatching! Yay! Here they come! Oh, my gosh! I see one! [ALL GASP]

ALL: Mama!

Uh-oh.

Can I help you?

Oh. Sorry. Mama? Hi. My baby sisters! Yay!

Bye.

Mama!

Oh, baby sisters. We love you so much.

We should take good care of them and never let them out of our sights.

Yeah. We'll never let them out of our sights.

Huh?

(The baby hatchlings drift off the sea again.)

Bye-bye.

(The hatchlings faint.)