User:AlexHumanizesEverything



''It's me. I'm one of the Wiki's better known figures. I moved here for a while out of coincidence... But now I'm here to make things right.''

= hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i'm alex and i do things :) =

= (ALSO HELP FANDOM GOT BLOCKED AT SCHOOL I CAN ONLY ACCESS IT AT HOME NOW- /hsrs) [update: that was temporary i'm back now-] = bro im brocken my hot gf chloethestar1996 got blocked im so sad /j

update: I broke up with chloe!! now hyukokidz is my boyfriend :) /j

update 2: hyukokidz is no longer my boyfriend

stupid trivia nobody cares about (why would you want to know these things--?????)

 * i'm stupid (duh)
 * okay apparently I have ADHD and i'm not just an idiot
 * the only thing i'm subpar at drawing is humans no exceptions
 * i vent in a dumb poetic way, hopefully you're alright with that lol
 * my pfp is my OC agagagagagagag
 * i kind of like presentable liberty
 * my birthday is May 21 :)))))
 * gemini moment but like are horoscopes even accurate???
 * call me alex or kneecap break >:[
 * i don't even know when i go on anymore
 * i'm FEMALE WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 * If I humanize you it's because I either like you/your OC or I want you burning in the pits of hell, you'll have to guess which one it is based off the context
 * I wheeze too much
 * i have too many series ideas please help me

Where i used to hang out lol might check these out again

 * Funkipedia Mods Wiki (crap i said, cussing tho so be warned ghfds) my profile is nonexistent
 * Flicker Customs Wiki (Profile) (crap i said)
 * i'm not scrolling through my notifs to access this place.
 * Fanon Wiki (crap i said)

OC list

 * Ibie (Pink Ibis, Female, Chaotic woman lol)
 * Scarlet (Scarlet Ibis, Male, Calm yet terrifying)
 * Grace (Swan, Female, Snobby brat ew nasty >:[)
 * Andra (Netherland Dwarf Rabbit, Female, buny !!!)
 * Elaudiel (American Cottontail, Male, our beloved)
 * Lady (Volcano Rabbit, Female, Yinu from NSR basically)
 * Eleanor (Eleonora's Falcon, Female, Silver but better)
 * Gregory (Holland Lop, Male, Boiga Biz cashier)

Random quotes

 * "Do unto others or I'll do your mom." -Me towards a friend (not on this wiki)
 * "See this? This is why violence is the answer. Violence and Newsies references." - Me towards Brad lol
 * "Are you gay?" "Yes! Do you love me???" "Yes!!!" "I love you too, Chloe!! Forever and ever <3" - Me messing around with the inspect tool
 * "BUT HOP ALONG TOLD ME HE WAS ORANGE :(((" "HOP ALONG LIED." "NOOOOOOOOO" - Me and another friend (not on this wiki) arguing if Bruno is orange or green
 * "______ machine broke" - Charlotte, Unpresentable Liberty
 * "okay peepaw" - My OC Ursa harassing one of my friend's OCs about their age lol
 * "I killed all the wizards so they won't cast spells on anyone anymore." -Me at school once

Copypasta thingies I made
[To the tune of Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham]

Welcome to AB wiki! Have a look around.

Here, anything from your childhood memories can be found.

We've got mountains of content! Some better, some worse...

Just ignore the dumb controversy and pray you're not cursed.

Welcome to AB Wiki! Come and take a seat.

Would you wanna know 'bout some theme park or just stare at Gale's feet?

There's no need to panic, this isn't a test! Heh...

Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest.

Welcome to AB Wiki! What would you prefer?

Would you like to draw some OC's or make the discussions burn.

Be happy! Be angry! Be simping for a bird!

We want to make everyone's opinions heard!

Welcome to AB Wiki! Put your cares aside.

Here's some news about the next movie. Here's some more games that died.

We've got gems and bad users, and some more Average Joes!

And also there was this one incident where some kid acted perverted, welcome to this wiki!

Hold on to your chairs! Cause a random angry user posted links to some jumpscares.

He's annoying; English broken. He just sent you more.

Don't just stand there dummy, report him you dork!

See people hate Slingshot Stories. Here's why Harvey's a god.

Someone posts a custom level, and someone dropped a C bomb.

End arguments, start another!

Rovio, where is Blues' mother?

Or stalk someone you barely know, Guilherme Santos' current location is-

Here's a tip on improving art! Let's raid a wiki!

Here's a pic of the flock in my artstyle, I just made an alt

Which bird do you think is the best? Place your vote down here!

Aquachoco1997 banned you for being plain mean...

Could I interest you in anything, all of the time?

A little bit of everything, all of the time?

Bad users are comical; their whole life is a crime!

Anything and everything, all of the time!

Could I interest you in anything, all of the time?

A little bit of everything, all of the time?

Bad users are comical; their whole life is a crime!

Anything and everything, all of the time!

...You know, it wasn't always like this.

Not very long ago, when you were just a child..

Before worries had got to us... Circa 09.

This was slingshots, wooden blocks... A gold egg or two.

We set our sights and spent our nights waiting...

For you! You.. Insatiable you.

Mommy let you use her iPad, you were barely two.

And you did all the dumb thing a toddler would do..

Now look at you.. Look at you,

You, YOOOOOOUUU! Nostalgic, yet watchable;

Your time is now, you're inside out.. Honey, how you grew!

And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?

It was all just a plan to bring this back to your hands...

Ahaha.. AHAHAHAHA.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Could I interest you in anything, all of the time?

A little bit of everything all of the time?

Bad users are comical; Their whole life is a crime!

Anything and everything... All of the time!

Could I interest you in anything, all of the time?

A little bit of everything, all of the time?

Bad users are comical; their whole life is a crime!

Anything and everything and anything and everything and anything and everything and--

All of the time.