On The Other Side/Transcript


 * [Camera shows a group of girls, including The Girl running to their bus stop in the city]
 * [The Girl drops her phone, and Red, Chuck, and Bomb fly out of it]
 * [The Girl realizes that her phone is missing and comes back to get it]
 * The Girl: Oh, there it is! Wait for me!
 * Opening title sequence.
 * [Camera cuts to Red]
 * Red: What? What happened? Where the...?
 * Bomb (across the street): Red.
 * Red: What's this now...
 * Bomb: Red! Over here!
 * Red: Bomb? Is that you?
 * Bomb: Sure is.
 * Red: This... this... this is...
 * Bomb: I know, man.
 * Red: This is absolutely horrific!
 * Bomb (overlapping with Red): ...totally awesome.
 * Red: Wait, what? Have you lost your tiny mind?
 * Bomb: No, man. Everything's... huge. I'm scared.
 * Red: Okay, okay. Is there anybody else here?
 * Bomb: Huh? Your brother has a cauliflower ear?
 * Red: Oh, for... Look. Let me come over to you and then we don't have to shout.
 * Bomb: You want to go fishing in stew and catch some trout?
 * Red: What?! That's not even... Just stay there! Can't see this being a problem.
 * [Red steps into the street, at the same time that a car goes by]
 * Red: Whoa! What was that? Just about took my dang beak off. Right. Time for plan B, I guess. Bomb, stay where you are. I'm about to do what I do best.
 * Bomb: Oh boy!
 * [Red digs into a trash bag, and builds a rudimentary slingshot]
 * [Red gets into the slingshot, ready to launch]
 * Red: Here I go!
 * Bomb: Shine on, you crazy diamond.
 * [Camera cuts rapidly between Red and Bomb several times]
 * Bomb: Come on man, just do it already.
 * [Slingshot breaks]
 * Red: What is going on here? What is this place? Am I being punished for something?
 * [Chuck walks in next to Bomb]
 * Chuck: Don't worry, buddy. It was a good attempt. Just use the crosswalk next time, though. It's way quicker. See?
 * [Bomb climbs on top of Chuck, they vanish]
 * [Bomb and Chuck appear again, standing alongside Red]
 * [Bomb falls]
 * Bomb: Down I go.
 * Chuck: So, how's it goin'?
 * Red: So, you were watching me, this entire time.
 * Chuck: Oh, yeah.
 * Red: And you didn't, at any point, think it might be worth, I don't know, stepping in?
 * Bomb: Whoa buddy, we didn't wanna micromanage the situation.
 * Red: Wait, y-you mean you knew he was here the whole time?!
 * Chuck: Yep.
 * Bomb: No.
 * Red: (sigh) Forget it. We've got bigger fish to fry. Anything else you wanna tell me before we get movin'?
 * Chuck: "You're a great guy and I like you're style"?
 * Red: That's not what... C'mon. Let's have a look around and see what we can figure out.
 * [fade out]
 * Meanwhile...