Skate Board Mission/Transcript

This is the transcript of the Angry Birds on The Run episode Skate Board Mission.


 * [A short black-&-white shot is shown, with Bomb, carrying a walkie, and his designation being Security Camera 2: ALPHA BIRD 1; Location: Unknown; 10.43AM ; static is heard briefly]
 * Bomb: Come in, Alpha Bird 1; do you read me?
 * [Chuck shows up, also black and white, wearing a walkie too, but also wearing a black toque; his designation is Security Camera 1: ALPHA BIRD 2; Location: Unknown; 10.43AM ; static is again heard]
 * Chuck: Alpha Bird 2, copy. I read you.
 * [Now we see close ups of both screens, in all their static-filled, distorted and discolored glory]
 * Bomb: Do we have a location of the phone?
 * Chuck: Affirmative. Kumiperuna secondary school.
 * Bomb: Location confirmed. Enterin' coordinates now. [imitates beeping] Beep bop bop bop beep beep beep! Proceed to location immediately!!
 * Chuck: Affirmative! Alpha Squad, go go go!
 * [record scratches; we now see Red, and beside him, Chuck and Bomb actually rooted together, dressed like they were earlier]
 * Red: Uhhh... guys?
 * Chuck: RED!!! Call us Alpha Squad!!!
 * Opening sequence.
 * Red: [impatient] Okay, okay, Alpha Squad, we need to get our tails in gear here, or we're never gonna find that kid. Chuck, check the map. How far have we gone?
 * Chuck: [pulls out the printed map, and starts looking at it] Hmmm, let me think-- okay we ended... [talks indistinctly]
 * Red: Chuck... Chuck? Chuck! CHUCK!
 * Chuck: [speaks clearly] ...82 feet.
 * Red: What?! This is hopeless! It'll take us forever to get anywhere!
 * Bomb: Ohhh, will it now? Hmmm... [looks behind Red, who turns left, seeing a skateboard against a pole] I'm lookin' at the skateboard.
 * [Cut to the three riding the skateboard together, stacked in a totem pole formation, with Bomb on top, Chuck in the middle, and Red below]
 * Red: [sounding uncomfortable] I still don't know why you had to go on top, Bomb.
 * Bomb: I can't hear you from all the way down there, buddy. Hey! We're pretty good at this.
 * [Chuck and Red suddenly clamor, just before they end up crashing nearby]
 * Chuck: Maybe we could use a little more practice...?
 * [We see the halfpipe field, where the trio are wearing helmets; Bomb is on a skateboard, and in slow-motion, rolls down. Montage plays out of the birds "practicing"; the three ride on skateboards across the field, roll upwards the halfpipes, sustain injuries, and eventually roll downwards the halfpipes. In the end, we see all three birds stacked on top of each other, prepared for action. Now we see them wearing sunglasses, sitting near the edge]
 * Red: Guys, I think we're ready.
 * Man #1: Hey! There they are! Those things took my board!
 * [The clamoring of people increases, as they shout "Get them!" all together closing in on the birds]
 * Chuck: So, how do you guys feel about running away!!!
 * [Red, Bomb and Chuck fall off the wall, and make a run for it]
 * [Fade cut, revealing the girl, listening to the news on her phone]
 * British Female: [from the girl's phone] There are now less than two days left until the game will be shut down...
 * The Girl: [gasps] Oh no!
 * British Female: the company urges everyone to try and stay calm during this trying time.
 * Episode ends.