Breaking and Entering/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Angry Birds On the Run episode, Breaking and Entering.


 * [A car pulls up in front of the broken mirror from the previous episode. The mysterious stranger, armed with their net, steps out of the car, and goes to find the birds]
 * Opening sequence.
 * [A person is shown sitting on a bench, listening to the news bulletin on their smartphone]
 * British Female: [from the phone] The company have announced that in 48 hours, that they will have no choice but to shut down the Angry Birds app, and replace Chuck, Bomb and Red. As people are saying...
 * [Pans down, revealing a shocked Red and Chuck below the bench, listening.]
 * British Female: ...that without them, it just isn't much fun anymore. [voice trails off]
 * Red: [shocked] Eh-- ah-- ohhh no!
 * Chuck: Replace? Us?
 * [Bomb shows up, sounding calm, and singing]
 * Bomb: ♫Doo, baa, doo doo doo doo...♫ [spoken] So, guys, what'd I miss?
 * [They remain silent]
 * Bomb: Guys? What's wrong with you two, huh? Whatever it is, it can't be that bad.
 * Red: [to Bomb] We just heard that--
 * [Cut to Bomb, near the edge of a water tank, crying and sobbing very loudly; he sheds copious amounts of tears, and his face is wet from all those tears]
 * Red: Okay, take it easy. We just have to find that school. And fast!
 * Bomb: It's hopeless, we'll never find it! This place is too big!! And we don't know!!! And... ohohh!!! [continues crying]
 * Red: [whispers] Well, c'mon, Red. Think! You're the only one who can solve this-- the only one who's capable of coming up with a plan... to get us out of--
 * Chuck: I have a plan.
 * Red: [to Chuck] Wait, what?
 * Chuck: I have a plan! [notices some garbage bins] Look, over there.
 * Red: [interrupts] Oh, let me guess, Chuck! We, I dunno, eat from the trash can until we get so sick and bloated that somebody confuses us for basketballs, and throws us home through a magic hoop?!
 * Chuck: Uh, no. Look a little more to the right. [an office building is shown; we see someone typing on a laptop] All we need to do is get in there, and use her screen thingy to find the school. Those things obviously know everything; I mean, it was a screen that told us that we were gonna be replaced.
 * Red: [embarassed] Oh... good plan, Chuck.
 * Bomb: But how are we gonna get in 'ere?! We can't just walk up and ask!! We can hardly even walk!
 * Chuck: You leave that to me, my friend. They don't call me The Shadow for nothing.
 * Bomb: They don' call you that at all!!!
 * Chuck: Yes, they do! Don't they?
 * [Montage plays out. They hide behind a pole, stacked, and take a peep. Then they show up on a pylon. Red cartwheels, and finds himself on a dumpster. Bomb finds himself stuck up a steeple]
 * Bomb: I'm up here now!
 * [Chuck tucks and rolls, and the camera pans up to show Red up on a wired lamp on the side of a building. At dusk, a box walks past the entrance of the office; curiously enough, the box is moving on its own, as the trio are shown outside the building]
 * Bomb: [regarding the box] That's a bit weird.
 * [The box then moves out of sight, disappearing]
 * Red: [sounding annoyed] Right, so we spent an hour & a half goofing off, but how do we get through the doors?
 * [The entrance opens as a person walks out]
 * Bomb: Red! Now!
 * [Red suddenly tries to zip through, with the doors open; he doesn't make it quickly, and gets wedged between the doors]
 * Red: [muffled, sarcastic] Well, this is just peachy! Good plan, Chuck!
 * Chuck: Aw, thanks.
 * Episode ends.