Bearded Ambition

Toons.TV Description
King Pig envies the noble bearded visages of the piggy elders, but narry a single whisker sprouts from his baby smooth face. What's a pig to do?

Cast

 * King Pig
 * Chronicler Pig
 * Minion Pigs
 * Professor Pig
 * Corporal Pig

Plot
King Pig and Chronicler Pig are walking down a long corridor that depicts ancient king pigs of the past, with statues and portraits hanging on the walls. The King Pig was really interested in those statues while his assistant read something, and noticed a beard on one of the statues. He looks at it in awe and becomes disappointed that he did not have a beard, only a stubble. King Pig then askes Chronicler Pig if he could use his wig, and used it as a makeshift beard, but it falls off as he was admiring it.

King Pig goes to Professor Pig for assistance, who came up with a hair growth invention that worked by putting a glowing cream on the face, which turned out to be successful after he tested it on one of his assistants, and a few strands of hair grew. King Pig then took the bowl and rubbed it all over his face, and grew a very long beard which amazed both Professor Pig and his assistance, and later on the whole crowd of pigs. Soon, almost all of the pigs get beards of their own.

King Pig celebrates his achievement by christening a ship with a bottle filled with some form of liquid. However, as the ship started to sail, King Pig's beard gets caught in the anchor, causing him to get towed into the ocean, but not before unintentionally destroying the docks. That night, as King Pig went into the kitchen for a midnight snack, to find a huge cake and take it back to his room, his beard catches on fire from the candle that he was carrying with him, and his home catches on fire without him noticing, until his house instantly burns to a crisp and collapses.

The next morning, King Pig looks at the statue with hate, seeing that beards were now dangerous and as a result, orders all beards to be removed, with the Corporal Pig ripping them off the Minion Pigs' faces, and painting over every portrait with beards green, as well as chiseling off beards from statues.

King Pig then notices that a chiseled statue also had a butt, and the king takes interest in it, but only to be disappointed when he did not have the exact same butt. Realizing King Pig's interest, both the Minion Pig and Professor Pig sighs with a feeling of being tired of King Pig's immediate wants.

Errors

 * This episode dates in 2014 with the credits instead of 2015 for the fifth time.
 * At 2:03, the left Minion Pig's right eyebrow disappeared.

Trivia

 * One of the pig kings statue looks like Sigmund Freud.
 * Another one seems to be based off Poseidon.