User:Link The Hero of Time

Welcome to my Torture Chamber Profile   !

''Do, or do not. There is no try. ~Jedi Master Yoda,'' Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Hey there, everyone. I am a local admin here on this wiki, and I'm always glad to help anybody in need for help, thank you and goodbye.

Others games I play include:

Angry Birds (Of course)

Super Mario

Sonic the Hedgehog

Pokemon

Legend of Zelda

Minecraft

Plants Vs Zombies

EarthBound

Kirby

Mega Man

Pac-Man

Donkey Kong

Fighting games.

So... yeah I am a pro at Angry Birds... My favorite Birds are Black Bird, Boomerang Bird, and Lazer Bird (REKALAW!) Now if you exuse me, I'm gonna go play the Minecraft.

My signaure: 

 King Pig was here,  Outro of DARKNESS,  then REDNESS,  then WHITENESS!



Duel of the Fates
One of the best parts of ''Star Wars. This song shall play ''when:

Chcuk Norris brushes his teeth

December 21, 2012 arrives

Disney bought Star Wars

Jar Jar Binks survives a fatal blow

Darth Vader breathes

Nostalgia Critic ended

Everytime George Lucas edits Star Wars movies

Sonic the Hedgehog is beaten in a race

Mewtwo and Mew have a final face-off

The Nostalgia Critic and the Angry Video Game Nerd are locked in a battle to the finish

When Justin Bieber takes over the world

When JK Rowling dies

When Chuck Norris stares at you

When you fight Pokemon Trainer Red

When a movie villain laughes

Favorite Quotes
It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.

-Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Voldemort: Harry Potter, why do you live?

Harry: Because I have something worth living for.

-Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Yoda: Afraid to lose her I think, hmm?

Anakin: What does that have to do with anything?

Yoda: Everything! Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

-Yoda and Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Windu: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancelor.

Palpatine: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

Windu: The Senate will decide your fate.

Palpatine: I am the senate.

Windu: Not yet...

Palpatine arms his Lightsaber

Palpatine: It's treason... then. AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!

-Chancelor Palpatine/Darth Sidious and Mace Windu, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

POWER!!!! UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Emperor Palpatine, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

-Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. [Vader walks toward Motti, then slowly raises his hand] Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort- [grasps his throat as if he is being choked]

Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

-Darth Vader and Motti, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Do, or do not. There is no try.

-Yoda, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father?

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Vader: No, I am your father...

Luke: .... No.... No... That's not true, that's impossible!

Vader: Search your feelings and you'll know it to be true!

Luke: ....NOOOOOOOOO!!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!

-Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Luke: Never... I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.

Palpatine stares at Luke with an angered, intimidating stare

Palpatine: (Quietly, yet intimidatingly) So be it... Jedi.

-Luke Skywalker and Emperor Palpatine, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Palpatine: If you will not be turned... You will be destroyed!

Palpatine zaps Luke with Force Lightning, making Luke fall in the ground, startled

Palpatine: Young fool... only now, at the end. Do you understand?

More zapping with Luke screaming in pain

Palpatine: You will pay the price for your lack of vision!

Palpatine continues zapping Luke to death

Palpatine: Now, young Skywalker... you will die?

-Emperor Palpatine, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

IT'S A TRAP!

-Admiral Ackbar, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Why so serious?

-The Joker, The Dark Knight

Intro of darkness, then redness, than whiteness!

-Tobuscus, (YouTube)

(Singing) Do you like my sword (sword, sword?)

My diamond sword, sword?

You cannot afford, 'ford, 'FORD MY DIAMOND SWORD, SWORD!

Even if you could, could,

I HAVE A PATENT!

No one else can make a sword exactly in this manner, manner

Welcome to my manor manor

I ca-ca-ca-canna, canna

Swing swing swing my sword, sword,

Whenever I get bored, bored,

I CAN SWING MY SWORD, SWORD!

I CAN SWING MY SWORD, SWORD!

Once I hit the floorboards

But I had it restored

And it was expensive

But it was a write-off!

-Tobuscus singing, ''Tobuscus's I CAN SWING MY SWORD! ''(YouTube)

Welcome to the Yogcave, it's like the Batcave, only ****!

-Simon, Yogscast Minecraft Series (YouTube)

Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to!

-Doug Walker, Nostalgia Critic

A Bat Credit Card? They gave him... a Bat Credit Card!?

-Doug Walker, Nostalgia Critic

Doug: Nobody knows what a Pokemon is! It sounds like something a jamaican shouts out when he wants to play cards!

The camera cuts to Doug dressed in jamaican clothing

Doug (As a jamaican): (In an accent)  Hey! Would you like to play some Pokemon!?

-Doug Walker, Nostalgia Critic

Doug (as a random kid): Hey Joey, I just got a Nintendo Entertainment System, wanna play?

Doug (As Joey): (slaps the "kid") F*** THAT S*** MAN, THIS KID HAS BUBBLES!

-Doug Walker (As a random kid and Joey), Nostalgia Critic

Palpatine: You have done well, Lord Vader, now I sense we must focus all of our forces on crushing this tiny cantina on Tatooine!

Darth Vader: What about the reports of Rebel fleet massing near Sullust?

Palpatine: It is of no concern. Soon the Cantina will be crushed and Bea Arthur shall be one of us!

Darth Vader and Empire walk in silence for a few seconds.

Darth Vader: Why do we need Bea Ar-

Palpatine: SILENCE!

-Rob Walker doing a voiceover of Vader and Palpatine, Nostalgia Critic

(TV static transition to: Corn Pops commercials)

Young Male #1:(thinking) We’re out of Corn Pops. Girl #1: Sorry.

Young Male #1: (thinking) Gee, I want my Kellogg’s Corn Pops.

Doug: (voiceover): Oh, yeah, remember these commercials? Always starring the mentally tormented kid who has a f***ing fetish for a children’s cereal?

Young Male #1: (thinking) Oh, wow, those Pops taste like popcorn, and she ate the last bowl. Ugh!

Doug: (voiceover): It always starts off with some kid discovering there’s no Corn Pops, and then we take a disturbing look into their deep, dark psyche.

Mother: We’re out of Corn Pops.

Girl #2: (thinking) Out of my Kellogg’s Corn Pops? How could you? Stay calm. (talks out loud) Hey, anything you got. (thinking) But, oh, that Pops tastes like sweet popcorn. I want some, and I can’t have them! Ugh!

Doug: (voiceover): These kids are freakin’ nuts! I mean, if you were watching this, you’d think it was something out of a scary film or a psychological thriller or something!

Young Male #2: Pass me the Corn Pops.

Man: We’re next, caddie.

Young Male #2: Uh, right, sir. (thinking) Oh, no, I want my Kellogg’s Corn Pops.

Doug: Pops! (holds up a box of Corn Pops and looks at it) I gotta have my Pops!

Man: Let’s go, son.

Young Male #2: Coming! (thinking) Go? And leave without my Corn Pops? Are you serious?

(Doug clutches to his box tight; as Young Male #2 speaks the following, Doug shakes his box letting loose a bunch of the cereal and tears it apart in fury, and the commercial quickly intercuts with clips from “The Shining” and “The Exorcist”)

Young Male #2: (thinking) Stay calm. Oh, like sweet popcorn, there’s ever enough. Now I have to work his bag on an empty tank, and shag balls for this diddy-head who thinks I’m his son. Will they get the Pops? If somebody get me out of this! (rain starts to fall)

Doug: (looks up after being exhausted from the fury) Huh?

Young Male #2: (enjoys the rain) Yes.

Doug: (as Tommy Wiseau) You are tearing me apart, Corn Pops!

Announcer: Kellogg’s Corn Pops is part of this complete breakfast.

Young Male #1: (thinking) I gotta have my pops. (a quick shot of the demon face from “The Exorcist” is shown)

-Doug Walker watching a Corn Pops commercial, Nostalgia Critic

SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!

-Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity

Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?

Brain: same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world!

-Pinky and the Brain, Pinky and the Brain

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

-Leonidas, 300

Red: ......

-Pokemon Trainer Red, Pokemon Gold & Silver

YOU... SHALL NOT... PASS!!!!

-Gandalf the Grey, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

My precioussss!

-Gollum, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Gollum: We wantsssss it... we needsssss it... must have... the preciousssssss! They stole it from us! Sneaky little hobbitsesssss! Wicked, trickssssy, false!

Smeagol: No, not master!

Gollum: Yesssss, precioussssss. False! They will cheat you, hurt you, lie!

Smeagol: Master's my friend!

Gollum: You don't have any friendsssss!!! Nobody likesssss YOU!

Smeagol puts his arms on his ears.

Smeagol: Not listening, not listening!

Gollum: You're a liar... and a ttttthhhhief!

Smeagol: No.

Gollum: Murdereeeerrrrrrrrr!

Smeagol: (Crying and whimpering) Go away.

Gollum: GO AWAY!? EEHEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Smeagol: (Crying and whimpering) I hate you.... I hate you.

Gollum: Where would you be without me!? GOLLUM, GOLLUM! I saved us! It was me... We survived BECAUSE OF ME!

Smeagol: Not... anymore...

Gollum: (Surprised) What did you say?

Smeagol: Master looks after us now... we don't need you.

Gollum: What?

Smeagol: Leave now, and never come back.

Gollum: NO!

Smeagol: Leave now, and never come back!

Gollum: (Bares teeth, growling) RRRRRRREEEEEH!!!!

Smeagol: LEAVE, NOW, AND NEVER.... COME BACK!

Smeagol pants and looks around for Gollum

Smeagol: We... we told him to go away, and away he goes precious! (Dances around happily) Gone, gone, gone! Smeagol is free!!!

-Smeagol and Gollum, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Movie Reviews
Yes, I post reviews in my blogs, click here for a full list of my reviews:

Full List of Reviews

Favorite Things
Video Game: Pokemon

Movie: Star Wars

Novel: Harry Potter

Band: Green Day and Queen

YouTuber: Tobuscus AKA, Toby Turner

TV Show: Invader ZIM

Comic Strip: Calvin and Hobbes

Internet Show: Nostalgia Critic

Song: Boulevard of Broken Dreams (Green Day)

Villain: Darth Vader

Tobuscus
Alright, Tobuscus is awesome and you should subscribe to him! Here's some of my favorite Toby videos:



Toby's Main Channel

Blog Channel

Gaming Channel







My friends
Qaz - Someone I can look up to, one of the best admins ever

Brendan (Bomb) - First person i met here, he has been a great friend to me

the brown bird (Boomerang) - One of the first people I met here, I appreciate his friendiness

Angry Hearts - Hearts is someone who is unbelieveably hard to hate, it's impossible to hate her. She is just a great friend.

Shrev - He's one of those rare admins (Like Qaz, Brendan and SJB) who know how to work together with other users perfectly.

SJB - He is quite a good admin, but isn't online too often.

Tyrex - Tyrex is one of those cool guys who can't be angered easily, he is also really nice.

Now, if you need help with anything, just ask me! Now,, have fun looking around!

Minecraft Songs
I listen to a lot of Minecraft song parodies. You can see them here: User:Angry Bird Piggy/My Favorite Minecraft Music