Food Hunt/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Angry Birds On the Run episode, Food Hunt.


 * [Chuck is running away, because of some orange bubblegum stuck to his rear end]
 * Chuck: Oh, get it off me, get it off me! What is it? Get it off me!!
 * Opening title sequence.
 * [Two people are shown reading a newspaper, with the headline, "Angry Birds Missing From Game!"; their faces are obscured]
 * Man 1: "Players have reported that Red, Chuck and Bomb are nowhere to be seen. It's as if they fell out of the game or something," said one unhappy fan.
 * Man 2: Oh no. Not Red, Chuck and Bomb! They're my favorite Angry Birds of all.
 * [The camera pans under the bench, showing you-know-who walking by]
 * Man 1: Well, I do hope they're okay.
 * Red: Oh, this place gives me the creeps! Nothing makes sense! Usually I know exactly what I'm supposed to do. I see some pigs over there, and I fire myself out for them out of a big catapult, and sometimes it's in space. But here...! Ughh...
 * Bomb: Aw, I don't know, man. I kinda like it.
 * Chuck: Yeah, open your mind, man.
 * Bomb: It's just like I always say:
 * [A cutaway is shown of a person putting a pie on their windowsill]
 * Bomb: You just gotta go with the-- [suddenly halts, bumping into Chuck] oh my goodness, what is that smell?! [sniffs]
 * Chuck: [offended] Well, excuse me, it's actually medical condition--
 * Red: No! [shushes them] Listen! It smells... [sniffs]
 * Chuck: Amazing...
 * [Montage plays out. All three birds are shown sniffing in all directions. They get repulsed after smelling some old shoes, some used diapers, and both things piled together]
 * Red: Really? C'mon this is getting a little ridiculous.
 * [They continue sniffing, and eventually, Red faints. They all stop]
 * Chuck: Was that the smell?
 * [It's revealed that the smell came from some fries on the ground, which is being eaten by a bunch of pigeons]
 * Chuck: This is it? We came all this way and all it was were these freaky flying rat things eating sticks from the mud?!
 * Bomb: Well, better than nothin', heh. Bon appétit, everybody.
 * Red: [comes round, gets up] No. Look! [faces the pie on the high up windowsill]
 * Bomb: Oookay, now I don't wanna pee on your cornflakes or nothin', but... how exactly are we gonna get up there?
 * Chuck: Yeah, no offense, buddy, but I remember you trying to cross the road...
 * Red: Oh, guys. You wanna eat sticks with the rats in the dirt, or do you wanna soar like the Mighty Eagle, and eat pie from heaven, like a god?
 * [Distantly, a squawk is heard. Feeling awkward, Chuck moves, while Bomb stares in disbelief]
 * Red: Guys? My-my speech?
 * Chuck: [throws himself onto the dirt merrily, with the pigeons fluttering away] Wheee!
 * [Bomb follows suit, and later we see both of them eating from the ground]
 * Chuck: Soft.
 * Bomb: Hey, this is pretty good, actually. [continues eating; looks at the pigeons] You guys got anything to drink?
 * Red: [in disdain, looking away] You guys suck!
 * [fade out]
 * [We see the mysterious person looking at their laptop, seeing the headline "Angry Birds Missing From Game, Eggs In Peril!". When they are done, they walk off, sporting a pair of white sneakers, and fetches a net from a supply closet, prepared to get the birds]
 * Episode ends.