This wiki has been automatically closed because there have been no edits or log actions made within the last 60 days. If you are a user (who is not the bureaucrat) that wishes for this wiki to be reopened, please request that at Requests for reopening wikis. If this wiki is not reopened within 6 months it may be deleted. Note: If you are a bureaucrat on this wiki, you can go to Special:ManageWiki and uncheck the "Closed" box to reopen it.| File:Mechanic Pig.png | This page is a stub article
This article is a stub. You can help Angry Birds Wiki by expanding it and adding more information as soon as possible, then removing the stub tag. |
- [Camera shows a pair of trash cans, the right can shakes, then a newspaper is thrown out of it, landing on the ground, it is shown that the front has been scribbled over]
- Opening title sequence.
- [Camera shows an urban landscape, then a person pushing a baby carriage passes by]
- [Cut to Bomb, Red and Chuck]
- Bomb: Oh, this suuuuuucks. I'm so tired. My beak leaks, my feathers smell, my knees ache, my toes hurt, I'm thirsty, I'm hungry, I'm lonely, my legs are giving me--
- Red (interrupting Bomb): Well, friend, that must be hard. But perhaps it will lift your spirits a notch or two if I remind you that; 1. We've only been for about, Oh... 43 seconds, and 2. YOU DON'T HAVE LEGS!
- Bomb: Well, that's just mean for my feelings.
- Chuck: Guys, guys--
- [A carriage passses by]
- Chuck: Whoa! What was that?
- Red: I'm not sure, but it gives me a pretty good idea.
- [Chuck looks at a carriage]
- Chuck: Hmm... I like your style, hombre.
