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    Baby's Shaky Ride/Transcript

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    • [Camera shows a pair of trash cans, the right can shakes, then a newspaper is thrown out of it, landing on the ground, it is shown that the front has been scribbled over and vandalized]
    • Opening title sequence.
    • [Camera shows an urban landscape, then a person pushing a baby carriage passes by]
    • [Cut to Bomb, Red and Chuck]
    • Bomb: Oh, this suuuuuucks. I'm so tired. My beak leaks, my feathers smell, my knees ache, my toes hurt, I'm thirsty, I'm hungry, I'm lonely, my legs are giving me--
    • Red (interrupting Bomb): Well, friend, that must be hard. But perhaps it will lift your spirits a notch or two if I remind you that; 1- We've only been for about, Oh... 43 seconds, and 2- YOU DON'T HAVE LEGS!
    • Bomb: Well, that's just mean for my feelings.
    • Chuck: Guys, guys--
    • [A carriage passes by]
    • Chuck: Whoa! What was that?
    • Red: I'm not sure, but it gives me a pretty good idea.
    • [Chuck looks at a carriage]
    • Chuck: Hmm... I like your style, hombre. (He warps away and returns with a soft serve and glittered Stetson hat)
    • [As Chuck sips, the scene cuts between him and Red, who is groaning angrily]
    • Red: (annoyed) You thought this was my brilliant idea?
    • Chuck: (he gasps) You mean it wasn't?!
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