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- [Camera shows a pair of trash cans, the right can shakes, then a newspaper is thrown out of it, landing on the ground, it is shown that the front has been scribbled over and vandalized]
- Opening title sequence.
- [Camera shows an urban landscape, with a person pushing a baby carriage passes by; Bomb, Red and Chuck are shown]
- Bomb: Oh, this suuuuuucks. I'm so tired. My beak leaks, my feathers smell, my knees ache, my toes hurt, I'm thirsty, I'm hungry, I'm lonely, my legs are killin' me--
- Red: [interrupting Bomb] Well, friend, that must be hard. But perhaps it will lift your spirits a notch or two if I remind you that; 1- We've only been for about, Oh... 43 seconds, and 2- [yells] you don't have legs!
- Bomb: Well, that's just mean for my feelings.
- Chuck: Guys, guys--
- [A carriage passes by]
- Chuck: Whoa! What was that?!
- Red: I'm not sure, but it gives me a pretty good idea.
- [Chuck looks at the carriage]
- Chuck: Hmm... I like your style, hombre. [He warps away and returns with a soft drink and glittered cowboy hat]
- [As Chuck sips, the scene cuts between him and Red, who is groaning angrily]
- Chuck: ...what?
- Red: [annoyed] You thought this was my pretty good idea?
- Chuck: [gasps] You mean it wasn't?!
- Red: NO!
- Bomb: I gotta be honest now, Red. I thought that was what you were gettin' at [chuckles].
- Red: How... eh-- ugh, whatever. What I was getting at was that we could hitch ourselves a ride on one of these little wagon things that we keep seeing. [notices another baby carriage]
- Bomb & Chuck: [in realisation] Ohhh!
- [Cuts to the three birds stacked together high, watching and waiting for a carriage to come below them]
- Bomb: Hold it. Steady. Steady!
- [The carriage approaches more closer]
- Bomb: Now!
- [They all jump in at the right time]
- Chuck: Wheee!
- Red: We did it! [delighted] Welcome to the high life--
- [Suddenly, the baby present loudly wakes up]
- Red: [grimly] Uh-oh...
- [As the baby gets all fussy and plays with the three birds, we are shown cutaways of the mother calmly pushing the carriage, unaware of the ordeal. We then see the birds being "played" with, as they become despaired. This scene repeats itself for a few times, before Bomb, Chuck and Red (in that order) are eventually tossed out of the carriage, with them groaning in pain.]
- Red: [while gasping for air] Well, you know what? It may not have been perfect, but at least it got us where we needed to go.
- Chuck: [gets up] Uhhh... where was that exactly?
- Red: Hold on a minute, you were following me? I thought I was following you!
- [Bomb shows up]
- Bomb: So, what now then?
- [Chuck and Bomb are shown sipping from the soft drink from earlier, both wearing glittered cowboy hats, while silly country folk music is heard in the background.]
- Chuck: [to Red] You wanna get in on this?
- Red: [under his breath, looks away] Absolute bird brain.
- [Fade cuts]
- [We see the mysterious person from earlier, typing on their laptop, looking at the missing report from earlier. They stop, and go over to their bulletin board, where they've put a map of the city, with thumb pins put on certain points. They put another on the map, along with the printout, signifying the trio's last known sighting.]
- Episode ends.
